NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but you set your house on fire.

I wish I could fuck Stolas from Helluva Boss.

 

[Mambi]

Granted but now you got the entire I.M.P. on your ass in revenge...good luck living out the rest of the week!

I wish I has Stolas's position and power.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but no one recognizes you

I wish I could play the saxophone

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but you can only ever play "Careless Whisper"

I wish I were a more self confident fluffer.
(yes, I have now learned what a fluffer actually is, priorly thinking it was just someone who was extra fluffy :'3)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now all you can do is....fluff (is that what I think it means???)

I wish I had an ice cold glass of lemonade for all my furry pals

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but there is scarcely enough of it and we start squabbling over the glass and making animal noises :O

I wish our communal ANIMAL KIBBLE DISPENSER could also dispense ice cold lemonade.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the one in charge of it forgot to think of a system that keeps track of what has been dispensed :( ending in a kind of gross mix of kibble and lemonade.

I wish for a separate Kibble and Lemonade dispenser :3

 

[Faust]

Granted! Here is your own revolting mixed kibble and lemonade dispenser, completely separate from the communal one.

I wish for the Royal Mint to produce a series of Furry-themed collectable coins in fine silver.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, they're all of contemptible p0rn images and are called the "Faust's Harddrive Collection".

I wish the outraged mob would calm down a little.

 

[lightwo]

Granted. Some of them got drunk and are now even louder.

I wish there were treats my size (tinies are delicious and all, but chocolate fountains, sweets...?).

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, the sweets are all the size of your ginormous body!

I wish lightwo's teeth and dentist good luck!

 

[metatherat]

Granted! lightwo's dentist gives you the dentist fingerguns in return. Unfortunately, he was supposed to be keeping an eye on the drill :O

I wish that I also had some of those mega ginormous treats :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now you are Maga ginormous and are unable to scurry

I wish I had my MTV

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but you have to install these microwave ovens everytime your favourite show is on.

I wish I could hear a band blowing dixie, double four time

 

[Faust]

Granted! It sounds like this: SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP "Is this good for you, mr Dixie? Would you like the trombone player to cup your balls?"

I wish I could get that image out of my head.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the image that is in there now is the trombone player stuffing Mr. Dixie's balls into egg cups. A giant anthro hen waits in the background with a fork and a knife at the ready.

I wish I knew how weird my rat-mind is relative to that of all of you furpals'.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it immediately pales in comparison to my skunk-mind ;P

I wish the day was less warmer

 

[Mambi]

I wish the day was less warmer

Granted! <with glowing eyes, the cat smiles as a shimmering portal opens above your head, dumping a freezing cold waterfall on top of you>

I wish I could sleep more restfully.

 

[Faust]

Granted! I've compressed your sleep so that one hour now nets you one-and-a-half hours' benefit. Oh, and given you insomnia. Toodles!

I wish for a quick getaway.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it leads to my heart, how romantic! <3

Oh, you meant getaway... oops, too bad :P

I wish all furs found the gateway to each other's hearts