Arrested! (NSFW - Maybe)

[Innominatam Nomad]

So a simple game I think - you basically post what the fur above you was arrested for. Feel free to be detailed as you like. Heck, include their sentence/punishment if you want. Of course seeing as there is no one above me, I can only conclude it was Jack the Ripper and thus were never caught or arrested for their crimes.

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for driving without inflatable alligator passenger.
Sentence: Death.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for one count of public indecency and thirteen counts of public urination on a Smurf.

 

[Silver_Alex]

Having sex in public.
Sentence: 1 day in jail

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for Jaywalking
Sentenced to Death

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for liking Call of Duty Ghosts
Sentence: Removal of limbs.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for being a Negative Nancy.
Sentenced to listening to 10,000 hours of Nyan Cat.

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for being in the possession of a teaspoon. (Soon in the UK)
Sentence: 20 years in prison.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for violation of the Galactic Confederation Founding Charter.

Sentence: 800 hours hard labor on an asteroid mine

 

[Dazz]

[Redacted]

 

[Silver_Alex]

Arrested for slapping trump once.
Sentence: slap him 100 more times!

 

[moonlight the dragon]

Arrested for slapping someone 100 times
Sentence Slap them 101 times

 

[diamondreaper]

arested for eating a baby but due to the fact he was hungry a slap on the wrist

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for pretending to be all dark and evil.

The real Darkness did not appreciate his name being besmirched.

 

[diamondreaper]

aressted for dressing for halloween in April

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for doing a one man shot for shot remake of "Cats".

 

[Silver_Alex]

Arrested for making it worse.
Sentence: being haunted by a ghost cat for 3 years.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for arresting someone arrested for falsifying arrest records.

Sentence: Wait, what?

 

[Silver_Alex]

Arrested for causing confusion.
Sentence: spend 1 month reading random books.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for forgetting to put the book sorter on randomize.

Sentence: Becoming a librarian from the 80's