Arrested! (NSFW - Maybe)

[Innominatam Nomad]

So a simple game I think - you basically post what the fur above you was arrested for. Feel free to be detailed as you like. Heck, include their sentence/punishment if you want. Of course seeing as there is no one above me, I can only conclude it was Jack the Ripper and thus were never caught or arrested for their crimes.

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for driving without inflatable alligator passenger.
Sentence: Death.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for one count of public indecency and thirteen counts of public urination on a Smurf.

 

[Xross]

Having sex in public.
Sentence: 1 day in jail

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for Jaywalking
Sentenced to Death

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for liking Call of Duty Ghosts
Sentence: Removal of limbs.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for being a Negative Nancy.
Sentenced to listening to 10,000 hours of Nyan Cat.

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for being in the possession of a teaspoon. (Soon in the UK)
Sentence: 20 years in prison.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Arrested for violation of the Galactic Confederation Founding Charter.

Sentence: 800 hours hard labor on an asteroid mine

 

[Dazz]

Arrested for Liking a Trump tweet.
Sentence: 1000 hours of getting yelled at by SJW's.