You can! Unfortunately, your new roommate, the sentient and motile peace lily roommate invites a bunch of their rafflesia buddies to hang out as house guests.
I wish I had a better handle on this whole echolocation thing.
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I wish I had a better handle on this whole echolocation thing.
Granted, but you now have a slightly ethereal appearance, scaring everyone away.
I wish for all the good things for the person below me.
I wish for all the good things for the person below me.
Granted!
I wish Yakamaru had a stinky, stinky buttface, because I'm an ungrateful little bugger.
Granted, but the Jinn had a catch with the wish: He pulled an Uno card, so no u. :P
I wish for a big beer.
Granted! A big beer appears. It's not yours, though, so you can't drink it
I wish that like animals whatever I pee on is mine
I wish that like animals whatever I pee on is mine
Granted! Sadly, you're confined to a diaper.
I wish social media would go away, and forums would come back as the dominant mode of online furry interaction.
I wish social media would go away, and forums would come back as the dominant mode of online furry interaction.
Okay, they do. But it also means that all the weird mean peeps that went off to their own discord servers and twitter feeds and whatnot come back and we have to deal with all the burned furs and the nazis and the peeps who think that if you visibly throw fellowfurs that are even weirder than you under the bus you will be seen as normal by comparison.
I wish that @Simo the Skunk also gets confined to a diaper, and that he also gets a cute pink bow >:3
Granted! But you get the same treatment of being confined to a diaper, and become his pet! :P
I wish for @Simo the Skunk's and @metatherat's diapers to have cute skunk patterns!
I wish for @Simo the Skunk's and @metatherat's diapers to have cute skunk patterns!
Uhh..... granted (I am currently questioning my career choice)
I wish to never stop aging at 20
I wish to never stop aging at 20
Okay. You realise that's a double negative, right? You will never stop aging means you wished to keep on aging. Well, since you're already aging, I'll make you age at treble speed! That should make up for the wasted wish.
I wish for Banksy to paint something on my house.
Okay, he does. Sadly, nobody can figure out what the some thing is supposed to be, and your yard is constantly full of fledgling reporters, social media influencers and failing art critics trying to milk the thing for all it's worth.
I wish that Banksy built me a house.
Granted. As you take possession, you hear crunching noises as it starts going through a shredder.
I wish snow would cease to exist.
I wish snow would cease to exist.
Global warming is working on it, don't worry. Pretty soon all snow will be water and your front yard will be neck-deep in the sea.
I wish to breed an organism that eats atmospheric carbon and poops out long straight threads that make perfect lead for pencils.
Granted, you're it! Get to poopin' (or breedin' if that's what you wanted)
I wish I could eat big meals and not feel sluggish afterwards
I wish I could eat big meals and not feel sluggish afterwards
Granted. Per @Faust's previous wish, you are also one of those carbon eating organisms. And no need to feel sluggish, as you'll be pooping pencil lead nonstop. You two might have to breed, though. So buckle up.
I wish for some banana bread.
I wish for some banana bread.
Wouldn't that make it harder to breed? Or are we buckling up some kind of harness?
Granted! It's covered in pencil leads for some reason. I'm sure they'll just brush off.
I wish for a lovely cuddle from a pretty lady.
Granted! But the pretty lady is a pretty anthro hagfish lady, and the species standard of prettiness is very different from yours.
I wish for a bat-pal to flipflap around with me :3
Granted. Your sports teams are now winning all of their respective little league championships worldwide. Not only do the guaranteed odds completely bork your bet payouts, a global group of overzealous soccer moms are very upset with you.
I wish to win at some (but not all) sports.
I wish to win at some (but not all) sports.
You move to south Korea and become the best champion Starcraft E-sport player. Sitting at a computer terminal training for 18 hours a day wrecks your health though, your muscles and endurance goes to crap, and you're eventually mugged by a 12 year old girl swinging an Xbox controller like a bolo.
I wish I could make anyone happy.