The Vending Machine

[Silver_Alex]

gets a whole lot of some strange fluid.

puts in electricity and a man.

 

[negativecharge.]

gets an fully equipped electrician.

inserts the whole series of Command And Conquer video games.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves a Red Alert

Inserts the SDF-1

 

[negativecharge.]

gets confusion.

inserts Siri

 

[Flank]

Gets an Amazon Echo.

Inserts a python.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Gets a ticket to the gun show.

Inserts a Veritech

 

[Silver_Alex]

gets randomized shapes.

puts in Thor

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

You recieve:

Inserts a swimsuit

 

[negativecharge.]

gets strange looks while walking outside wearing the swimsuit.

inserts a headset.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Revieves a trash talking 10 year old

Inserts the concept of god

 

[Silver_Alex]

receives rambling scientists.

puts in Godjira.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves King Ghidorah

Inserts Batman

 

[negativecharge.]

parents get murdered.

inserts a thermonuclear device.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves a nuclear powered toaster

Inserts Captain Britain into the vending machine

 

[negativecharge.]

gets a crate of tea.

inserts a lightning.

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves a time traveling Nikola Tesla

Inserts War Machine

 

[negativecharge.]

gets a cardboard box shaped like a gun.

inserts a mattress

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves a good nights rest

Inserts a random child

 

[Silver_Alex]

gets a super death ray barrage satellite.

inserts a fart in a jar.(you all know I won't at all conform to stereotypes and whatnot. also am late)

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

Recieves the Skunk of Ages

Inserts a rabid piranha poodle