Top things not to say during naughty time (NSFW!)

[Faust]

"Hi, my name's Terry, and welcome to another episode of my long-running YouTube series, 'Shagging Mingers'."

 

[Innominatam Nomad]

"You look just like your Grandma..."

 

[Fyrefox]

“I have paid for many women worse than you!” - - Steve Martin

 

[Faust]

GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

 

[Icepaw]

Calling the gal by another woman's name or moaning another person's name during coitus in general. Telling them you've had better also is a surefire way to get hurt lol

 

[Faust]

"Your mother's very attractive" is pretty bad.
"Your BROTHER'S very attractive" is worse.

 

[Holiday Rat]

"Stop barking!"

 

[Gotty_The_Fox]

"Hey look! A squirrel!"

 

[Holiday Rat]

It would be cursed if the two were long lost siblings, and as they were fucking, they realized that they were related.

 

[Katara the Sergal]

But what if they simply smiled and kept going, Holiday Rat? Maybe in Alabama, it would be considered hot.

One thing not to yell during sex would be "VICTORY ROYALE" while finishing.

 

[Icepaw]

Four words that could work a number of ways to ruin a mood... long as it's not the one giving saying it... "Is it in yet?"

 

[Jack Foxtrot]

“It’s so quick, it can destroy your entire face.”
~Jeremy Clarkson, reviewing the Ariel Atom

 

[Sumiter Crosis]

"So uh... which one of us was supposed to be the serial killer, cause it definitely wasn't you."