What would your fursona do?

[metatherat]

HOW THREAD WORKS:
1. Tell us what your fursona would do in the situation the above poster has described
2. Post a situation for the next poster's fursona to do something about

I'll get us started with the first scenario:
Unwisely, you live in the United States. Your HOA says that your crappy lawn is bringing down the property values and threatens to sanction you if you do not immediately grow a luxurious, resplendent lawn. Unfortunately, it is the middle of the summer, there is a months-long drought and you also live in a literal freaking desert.

 

[sleepy kitty]

I'd install a bunch of ground sprinklers.

Situation: you are on a date and you got a $8 salad, while your date ordered a $35 surf n turf meal. Then your date suggests that you both split the bill. Wyd?

 

[metatherat]

I'd install a bunch of ground sprinklers.

Situation: you are on a date and you got a $8 salad, while your date ordered a $35 surf n turf meal. Then your date suggests that you both split the bill. Wyd?

I'd point out that I, being a tiny feral animol, have none of the moneys. Sorry! :3

Your bird feeder is being repeatedly raided by squirrels. Anthro squirrels.

 

[sleepy kitty]

I'd chase them by running up to them, crabwalk and fur puffed to make myself look bigger.

You ordered a package and it was delivered, but you catch another fur stealing it on your ring cam.

 

[Mambi]

You ordered a package and it was delivered, but you catch another fur stealing it on your ring cam.

<using his unique hunting skills, the cat sniffs the air and picks up on the trail, tracking his prey expertly with an eager grin. As he opens portals from place to place for speed, he finally sees his package in the hands of the fur he saw just down the street! As his eyes glow brightly and his razor sharp claws extend, one more shimmering portal opens before him and behind the thief, as he reaches through and slashes the pants of the thief with one quick swipe! His pants fall instantly and the thief yelps in surprise, while the cat quickly reaches through the portal and grabs the package to pull it to safety, laughing at the now half-naked thief as the portal closes behind him and he makes his way back home. Nobody messes with his catnip delivery service!>

You arrive home and there's a group of six elephants outside your door, all asking where the nearest peanut factory is and asking if they can crash the night.

 

[metatherat]

You arrive home and there's a group of six elephants outside your door, all asking where the nearest peanut factory is and asking if they can crash the night.

I point out that my nest is very very smol, and that it currently smells of guano. I like the idea of going to the peanut factory, though - probably some good roosting spots over there - and I ask if I could go there with them.

You ask Soldeed how many Nimons he has seen today. He tells you that he has seen three. Now, you happen to know for a fact that that's bullshit. He has seen more Nimons than that. He is being evasive because he does not like the implications that the amount of Nimons he has seen suggest re: his dreams of conquest. What do you do?
(apologies to all non-Doctor Who fans, who probably are very confused)

 

[metatherat]

eee. No classic Doctor Who fans over here, I take it? Okay, no worries :3
I would scurry off and eat the foods in Soldeed's pantry while he's distracted :3

New scenario:
Your mail-order mystery pet arrives. It turns out to be an anthro rat, who is wearing a collar (and nothing else). He walks into your home, flops down onto your sofa and asks what's for dinner.

 

[Guifrog]

I say there is hamburger with protein consisting of cricket flour, and if he likes to drink while eating, there's water, milk, Schweppes Citrus and grape juice. He's also free to look for some yogurt in the fridge. I proceed to ask if he has a name, otherwise, I can call him Meta in honor of another rat-friend of mine. Eventually, I introduce him to my pet squid Squishy, and hope the two get along well. Knowing Squishy, as long as nobody bothers them while reading Monica's Gang comic books (I have a huge collection of those), I'm sure it'll be fine.

Your fursona travels to a furry city. All sorts of furry things exist there - furry bookstores, furry art galleries, furry toy stores, a post office run by avians, an amphibian-themed water park, a nice beach with crystalline water where the fish live, turtle-shaped public transport, and so on, and so forth. What is the first thing you think of doing there?

 

[metatherat]

Your fursona travels to a furry city. All sorts of furry things exist there - furry bookstores, furry art galleries, furry toy stores, a post office run by avians, an amphibian-themed water park, a nice beach with crystalline water where the fish live, turtle-shaped public transport, and so on, and so forth. What is the first thing you think of doing there?

Meta would use his sense of smell to find the nearest communal rodentpile and pile up in it with the other rodents :3

Your fursona visits a lizard city, which is populated by lizards, it is a city where lizards live. It's filled with lizard scalie stuffs: stuffs that lizards like. What's your sona going to do while visiting the lizard city?

 

[Punji]

Go to the lizard museum of course! Maybe pack his own lunch first...

Your fursona got a parking ticket in the mail, but he's pretty sure it's not his fault. What's your sona going to do about the ticket?

 

[metatherat]

Your fursona got a parking ticket in the mail, but he's pretty sure it's not his fault. What's your sona going to do about the ticket?

Use it for nest material :3

A tough looking guy shows up, and explains that there are rampant ninja related crimes these days, that Whitehouse is not the exception, and that President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. He questions if your sona is a bad enough dude to rescue the president, obviously expecting you to go fight the ninjas and rescue the president in order to prove your badness. What does your sona do?

 

[sleepy kitty]

Raven sighs, walks away, goes home, goes to her bed and falls asleep almost instantly.

Your fursona was asked to bring the best thing they know how to cook to a potluck. What are they making/bringing?

 

[metatherat]

Your fursona was asked to bring the best thing they know how to cook to a potluck. What are they making/bringing?

Slice of pizza found under a trash bin and dragged across the streets and subway tunnels to the potluck :3
....I am a feral rat. Cooking is hard :O

A distant relative of your sona has bequeathed you their farm in a small village in their will. You go to inspect the property. The mayor of the village shows you the place, and it's kind of tiny, also the fields are full of rocks and stumps and logs for some reason. What does your sona do?

 

[Xitheon]

A distant relative of your sona has bequeathed you their farm in a small village in their will. You go to inspect the property. The mayor of the village shows you the place, and it's kind of tiny, also the fields are full of rocks and stumps and logs for some reason. What does your sona do?

Ignores the rocks and stumps and logs and heads straight for the henhouse to catch some dinner. >:3

Afterwards climbs up the mayor's trouser leg just for fun. It's a ferret thing.

...

Your fursona is abducted by aliens.

 

[Tamarin]

I ask a simple question to set the mood - "so, why me?"

You are in line at the local mega shopping center, when suddenly, somefur cries out "80% OFF at Jumbo's Nut Shack".....