Oh god, if only I could show my File Share in Halo: Reach and Halo 4. All it is is various fails and stupid things. I've never had capture equipment, unfortunately, and so much stupid stuff happens to me even outside of Halo. Everywhere I go, it's fails, be it the game or me. Everything from using a downed Annhialator with no tail that for some reason didn't blow up as part of an escape from a 6 star wanted level in GTA IV (granted, I half flew it by accelerating and reversing at the right times, made my way halfway across the city, then crashed it and escaped on a motorcycle), to shit like me using Tackle in Pokémon (which has 95% accuracy) and missing three times in a row.
Really wish I could show my Halo fails though, because those are the ones I could record in-game and have preserved. Stuff like me rounding a corner in a Warthog, hitting a tiny rock on the ground and accidentally flipping off a cliff and dying, to me shooting at someone across the map with a Covenant Carbine while zoomed in, and because of the limited field of view, when the guy runs behind cover and I go to run after him, I fail to notice there's a hole two feet in front of me and I fall out of the map and die. Also a TON of lag fails, like me playing Capture The Flag and chasing someone who has our flag and dumping like four clips from an Assault Rifle into their back and doing no damage, then I fall dead out of nowhere. Also modders in a flying Warthog in one match. I basically have the Wild Wasteland perk from Fallout: New Vegas when I play games. All kinds of stupid and weird shit happens.
