The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a bow and arrow made out of office supplies.

I insertba fluffy pillow

 

[metatherat]

Out comes me, having a ratty rest on the fluffy pillow :3

I insert a thank you note :3

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a welcome mat.

I insert a wheel of Gouda cheese.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a mischief of satisfied, plump rats :3

I insert a very hungry chinchilla.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a mischief of satisfied, plump rats :3

I insert a very hungry chinchilla.

You get 3 candy bar wrappers, empty beer bottle, and chicken wing bones

I insert a bar stool

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes an invitation letter to come to the opening of "Wuffy's Welcoming Wunder-Bar", where every Furry is welcome!

I insert the menu card consisting of beers, wines, cocktails with kinky names and home made vegetarian burritos.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a gimp suit with an extra-wide mouth zip, to make eating easier.

I insert a pony club enthusiast.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a note that once read, strengthens your ideals of sportsmanship, citizenship and loyality, creating strength of character and self-discipline! Oh and a cute picture of a Pony :3

I insert a horse blanket

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a naked cowboy

I insert a pair of spurs

 

[Faust]

The vending machine gallops off into the distance with @Bunny Lvr still clinging to the slot.

I catch it and insert a STOP sign.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a traffic officer writing tickets for stir stopping at the stop sign

I insert a traffic light

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes


I insert a sleeping policeman

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a spinning newspaper, with the headline "POLICE OFFICER ASLEEP ON DUTY - FAILS TO PREVENT KIDNAPPING OF PRESIDENT"

I insert a stack of scientific articles exploring how one might use spinning newspapers to generate electrical power.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a nobel prize and a pulitzer price.

I insert a Spinning Jenny who feels rather silly she didn't get there first.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a going-up-and-down-a-bit-before-pausing-to-wobble-sideways Catherine.

In goes a bolt of fine llama wool.

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get an ugly sweater that would constantly shock you if you wore it.

I insert a red herring.