You get a bow and arrow made out of office supplies.
I insertba fluffy pillow
I insertba fluffy pillow
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes me, having a ratty rest on the fluffy pillow :3
I insert a thank you note :3
I insert a thank you note :3
You get a welcome mat.
I insert a wheel of Gouda cheese.
I insert a wheel of Gouda cheese.
Out comes a mischief of satisfied, plump rats :3
I insert a very hungry chinchilla.
I insert a very hungry chinchilla.
You get 3 candy bar wrappers, empty beer bottle, and chicken wing bones
I insert a bar stool
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Out comes an invitation letter to come to the opening of "Wuffy's Welcoming Wunder-Bar", where every Furry is welcome!
I insert the menu card consisting of beers, wines, cocktails with kinky names and home made vegetarian burritos.
I insert the menu card consisting of beers, wines, cocktails with kinky names and home made vegetarian burritos.
Out comes a gimp suit with an extra-wide mouth zip, to make eating easier.
I insert a pony club enthusiast.
I insert a pony club enthusiast.
Out comes a note that once read, strengthens your ideals of sportsmanship, citizenship and loyality, creating strength of character and self-discipline! Oh and a cute picture of a Pony :3
I insert a horse blanket
I insert a horse blanket
The vending machine gallops off into the distance with @Bunny Lvr still clinging to the slot.
I catch it and insert a STOP sign.
I catch it and insert a STOP sign.
Out comes a spinning newspaper, with the headline "POLICE OFFICER ASLEEP ON DUTY - FAILS TO PREVENT KIDNAPPING OF PRESIDENT"
I insert a stack of scientific articles exploring how one might use spinning newspapers to generate electrical power.
I insert a stack of scientific articles exploring how one might use spinning newspapers to generate electrical power.
Out comes a nobel prize and a pulitzer price.
I insert a Spinning Jenny who feels rather silly she didn't get there first.
I insert a Spinning Jenny who feels rather silly she didn't get there first.
Out comes a going-up-and-down-a-bit-before-pausing-to-wobble-sideways Catherine.
In goes a bolt of fine llama wool.
In goes a bolt of fine llama wool.
You get an ugly sweater that would constantly shock you if you wore it.
I insert a red herring.
I insert a red herring.
Out pops a random shiny thing that falls, distracting you while the real jewel pops out shortly afterwards and rolls underneath the machine.
I insert the last of my catnip into the machine.
I insert the last of my catnip into the machine.
Out comes a clowder of alley cats high on the 'nip (they were living in the vending machine).
I insert a highly experimental RATNIP POTION.
I insert a highly experimental RATNIP POTION.
Out comes the Pied Piper, who steals your RATNIP POTION in order to control rats to do his bidding, which they do excellently, as the rats mindlessly follow his orders like good pups!
I insert just NIP, without any animal prefix... who knows what this one'll do
I insert just NIP, without any animal prefix... who knows what this one'll do
Out comes a mouth belonging to an unspecified species that bites you.
I insert a muzzle.
I insert a muzzle.