What is a bad strategy when your tiger-stick gets unruly?
A veritable smörgåsbord orgasmbord
A veritable smörgåsbord orgasmbord
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What's an average Friday night like at Mambi's realm?
Four gallons of orange juice and a leather flail.
Four gallons of orange juice and a leather flail.
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What did you have for dinner last night?
That reminds me of the time I tripped on the staircase and bruised my nose!
That reminds me of the time I tripped on the staircase and bruised my nose!
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Why are you laughing so hard at me chasing butterflies and hopping into the wall?
It was a red fire engine with loud sirens
It was a red fire engine with loud sirens
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What did that large wisecracking robot look like when it bent over and drove away?
Tied up in a straitjacket while laughing psychotically in a padded room under guard.
Tied up in a straitjacket while laughing psychotically in a padded room under guard.
Huh, haven't seen @Lenago around here since I converted his house into a DOM-ino's. I wonder what he's been up to?
Yes, as long as you stop using my tail like a jump rope
Yes, as long as you stop using my tail like a jump rope
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What are some things you've shoved up your bum recently?
I liked the experience, but I'm never doing that again
I liked the experience, but I'm never doing that again
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What did you think of shoving Empty kleenex box, a watch, and an orange up your bum?
Broken watch tell time correctly twice a day
Broken watch tell time correctly twice a day
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Those aliens knew just where the yogurt was hidden, how did they know, what did they have?
Snapple Apple Zero Sugar
Snapple Apple Zero Sugar
Wow, you're awfully sticky today. What did you bathe in this morning?
It's the tastiest thing in my fridge!
It's the tastiest thing in my fridge!
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How can you tell where @metatherat is hiding after stealing the yogurt?
A tiger running past you on fire screaming in terror as he jumps into a lake.
A tiger running past you on fire screaming in terror as he jumps into a lake.
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What is the name of the fat gay nightclub that just opened?
Everyone doing the rat-worm.
Everyone doing the rat-worm.
Would you hire my 16-year-old sister as a server in Dom-inos?
Twist off the end sharply, fill to the brim with Crisco, block the end thoroughly with lavender-scented beeswax and throw through it through an open window.
Twist off the end sharply, fill to the brim with Crisco, block the end thoroughly with lavender-scented beeswax and throw through it through an open window.