Fortunately, unfortunately

Unfortunately, that caused crime rates to surge, and a sudden loss of good TV procedural crime series.
 
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Unfortunately "crime series" in this context means a series of actual crimes... such as awooing without a license and awooing beyond what an awooing license authorizes
 
Fortunately, the ants hired for the second attempt of city hall construction did a much better job
 
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Unfortunately, it takes approximately 15 minutes for the streets to be just as filthy as they were before.
 
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Fortunately this made driving cars impossible, causing accidents to plumet and the air to be much less toxic.
 
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Unfortunately, while there were fewer car crashes, there were also less delivery trucks, so the economy crashed instead.
 
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Unfortunately, the delectable to the taste thing only applied to people who liked beet, because the heat was still enough to alter the yogurt's original flavor to beet, and @metatherat was NOT one of those people. So he gagged every few seconds of eating the yogurt, unable to vomit, making it an unenjoyable experience.
 

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