Fortunately, unfortunately

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

Fortunately....

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately:

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately the doors were closed to the bath house

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately this made everyone who ran away smelly and sweaty

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately it is raining really hard

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately getting wet causes everyone's musk glands to go into overdrive

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately I have a cold

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately you have a cold :(

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, a RAT ACLCHEMIST is near, to provide an effective cold medicine (potential and actual side effects include RAT TRANSFORMATION).

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately the RAT ACLCHEMIST's medicine had the side effect of giving the user anterior cruciate ligament in the knee.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, that should be easily treatable with an application of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately there's a shortage of VERMIN LICENSES, meaning the patient has to wait really long for the transformation.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, it turned out that performing verminous acts without a VERMIN LICENSE was actually super verminous.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately, with my anterior cruciate ligament in the knee I am unable to get more yogurt for the pile

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately Lenago still had some left in his pantry that he most likely had there for sharing!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately Lenago was an adventurer like you before he got an anterior cruciate ligament in the knee.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately he still knew how to fly.... you fools!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, I did not remember to lock my FLY TRANSFORMATION POTION storage shack.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately I am able to sip on some FLY TRANSFORMATION POTION

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) you turn into Jeff Goldblum