NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Simo the Skunk]

A true classic!

Furry A makes a wish, Furry B grants it, but also makes it go horribly wrong.

I'll begin:

I wish that condom hadn't busted!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now you must wear it like a colostomy bag for all to see!

I want 5 gold coins

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but now you must pay higher income tax!

I wish I was home in bed.

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, but your bed is very small.

I wish to have a few months off from work with full paid.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but every day your house falls down and you must rebuild it never having a break from building.

I wish to have a swimming pool that I never have to clean

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but everytime you get in it you get dirty and need to clean yourself!

I wish I could jump higher.

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, but everytime you jump you jump higher then before and go farther up.

I wish to be able to enter pictures and art.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, however the art you jump into is stolen and you dnd up in art jail every time.

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, but you can no longer breath air.

I wish for the power to speak with animals.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's only in profanity

I wish to never be hungry

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, but now you always feel stuffed.

I wish for my own private island

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it keeps sinking

I wish I could have sex with anything I wanted

 

[Marius Merganser]

Granted, but I'm the only thing you'd want.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's between a human female legs

I wish I could get a sun tan

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but nobody can see it. The fur is in the way!

I wish for blessed potions of gain attribute.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it comes in the form of ears that grow 1 cm a day forever

I wished I could see through wallls

 

[MooseHorns237]

Granted, but you can't tell where walls are at all.

I wish I could make, like, twenty fursuits in a week, but not sell any of them, and be able to wear them casually without being judged, but still not be totally socially excepted because that would make being a furry less exotic.

 

[metatherat]

I wish I could make, like, twenty fursuits in a week, but not sell any of them, and be able to wear them casually without being judged, but still not be totally socially excepted because that would make being a furry less exotic.

You can, but you get a bit too creative and the fursuits are really strange, including things like feral snakes (hard to move in that one), cybernetic slugs, babyfur fish, clown cockroaches and latex mushrooms.

I wish I had all of those fursuits I just came up with :O

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You do, but they don't fit you; moose size only

I wish someone would give me treats and call me a good boy!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the moment you put it in your mouth @metatherat eats it

I wish I could ride a unicycle