The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a note reminding you to turn on your headlights while driving in the fog

I insert a PDA

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a letter from the Puppy Dog Association congratulating you on your new adopted puppy!

I insert Skunks!

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a vending machine technician with a crowbar, to get the skunks out of the vending machine. All the crows proceed to get drunk.

I insert some bellybutton lint.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive one third of umbilical cord

I insert a summary of the Count of Monte Cristo, written by a literature student who couldn't be bothered and used Chat GPT

 

[metatherat]

Out comes 20 pages of disclaimers and Chat GPT explaining how it is a language model.

I insert a disjointed Count of Monte Cristo adventure generated by AI Dungeon, which is a crossover with FNAF and where the premise is that all the characters are cybernetic aquatic babyfurs.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a job contract from hollywood with clear tear stains on it and a little sticky note "I cannot believe how immensly emotional this story was."

I insert @metatherat CV which mainly states that he has eaten yogurt and redesigned Lenago's pantry.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a P45.

In goes a whole strawberry, dipped in melted white chocolate.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive a cheese fondue!

I insert a little santa hat.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive The Santa Clause, and now you are the new Santa

I insert a partridge in a pear tree

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a farmer with a pitchfork, yelling "My pears, my precious pears! Get away from them, you filthy beasts!"

I insert a Christmas egg.

 

[Faust]

Out comes an Easter Bunny.

In goes the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a piece of fanart where the Central Powers are depicted as a big-breasted anthro wolf.

I insert a Christmas egg omelette.

 

[Faust]

Out comes Easter Bunny Soup. No chocolate eggs for YOU next year!

In goes a Morgan silver dollar.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a letter reading "No need for money friend, it's free, man!"

I insert an entire encyclopedia on earth worms

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes dirt

I insert a train of thought

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a train car from which squishy brains spill all over your nice clean carpet.

I insert an USB stick containing 5 gigabytes of rodent porn.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get 5 gigs of rats eating yogurt while you are unable to have any

I insert a centipede

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a dollarpede.

I insert Colonel Mustard and his wrench.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a fixed time travelling device that always sends @Marius Merganser to me, wherever I am

I insert a screw, a nail, and a bolt

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a membership card of a bordello catering to very specific tastes.

I also insert Bolt, the main character from the movie, "Bolt".