A burp sound comes out from within the machine, the other half of the half-eaten century egg never to be seen again
I insert a theremin
I insert a theremin
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a job contract as a horror movie soundtrack composer.
I insert the acclaimed movie "The Smelling of the Skunkbutts" staring Jodie Frogster.
I insert the acclaimed movie "The Smelling of the Skunkbutts" staring Jodie Frogster.
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Out comes a parade, complete with glitter, confetti, and a marching band singing For She's A Jolly Good Furry
I insert The Dark Side of the Moon
I insert The Dark Side of the Moon
Out comes a daisy chain of laughs.
I insert a ticket to the great gig in the sky
I insert a ticket to the great gig in the sky
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Out comes a NOT AFRAID OF DYING POTION
Inserts a rugby uniform
Inserts a rugby uniform
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You get... errr... the same uniform, but in purple!
I insert a miniature yinglet statue with the top of its ear nibbled off.
I insert a miniature yinglet statue with the top of its ear nibbled off.
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
You receive a GIANT yinglet statue with a missing nose
I insert an axe throwing set
I insert an axe throwing set
Out comes Horus, who is determined to beat Set in axe-throwing.
I insert a delicious Apep egg.
I insert a delicious Apep egg.
Out comes the new skunk erotic novel, 50 Shades of Spray.
In goes a massive squirt of air freshener. It needs it after all that!
In goes a massive squirt of air freshener. It needs it after all that!
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Out comes a stream of purified water. Also some unicorn poop.
I insert a "STABLEHAND WANTED" sign.
I insert a "STABLEHAND WANTED" sign.
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Out comes a very stable hand that has a wide weighted bottom
Inserts an unstable hand
Inserts an unstable hand
Out comes a broken priceless Ming vase.
I insert a Fabergé egg omelette.
I insert a Fabergé egg omelette.
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
You get out a chicken asking his egg back
I insert broken egg shells
I insert broken egg shells
Out comes a leaflet introducing the new chicken munitions factory.
I insert a sona ref of a Fabergé-egg laying chicken.
I insert a sona ref of a Fabergé-egg laying chicken.
- 7 August 2023
- 3,335
- 2,849
- 113
- 49
- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Out comes a 12oc chicken nugget meal
I insert a jar of mayonnaise
I insert a jar of mayonnaise
Out comes a letter of resignation from the chickens that provided for the mayonnaise and a pamphlet of the Anti-Chickennugget-Chicken's Front.
I insert a Chicken Run fanfic in which Fowler takes Rocky under his wing which turns into a very hot romance plot with a spicy age difference.
I insert a Chicken Run fanfic in which Fowler takes Rocky under his wing which turns into a very hot romance plot with a spicy age difference.
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Out comes an absolutely smashing Wensleydale flavoured plasticine cease and desist order.
In goes an empty dog collar
In goes an empty dog collar