Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence
- Thread starter Jack Foxtrot
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Oh, right, I forgot to mention I took some MAKE FARTS NON-FLAMMABLE PILLS earlier in the morning-
but this is a nice cozy tunnel, if a bit tight, ehe! :3
Digging designation canceled: Warm stone located
My WARM STONE! Nobody touchy Spilo's warm stone!!
I sat on it with care! It smells of my butt and all that! I scent marked it! :3
Haha! Who needs stone? A badger thrives on good, honest soil!
a dwarf with a pickaxe looks at your butt appraisingly
behind you, a dishonest soil steals a bicycle
He shouldn't be staring down the barrel of a gun for too long, y'know, especially if it's loaded :P
The dwarves are very silly.
watches a dwarf go crazy because he did not have any leather
e! Now the dwarves will be forced to eat vermin to survive :O
....hides VERMIN LICENSE, takes out RHINOCEROS LICENSE
A rhinoceros lady charges through the door and smacks you with her tail
"That's my RHINOCEROS LICENSE, thank you very much* she says, before barging out again*
ChucklesYou are wery welcome....
Are the stars there because you were punted by a rhino tail and you're seeing stars and stuff, or? :D
Yes :3
I may also have spilled some STARS POTION.
That's not a potion, Meta, that's a jar of glitter you keep on your person!
These are unfounded rattcusations.
Also that will be all, Jeeves.
Jeeves leaves, balancing the jar of glitter on his head