NSFW What would your fursona do?
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Eat tacos with @Spilo
@Spilo eats all tacos from @Lenago pantry and trips over @Guifrog then starts glowing and shooting sparks catching @metatherat hammock on fire.... WWYFD
@Spilo eats all tacos from @Lenago pantry and trips over @Guifrog then starts glowing and shooting sparks catching @metatherat hammock on fire.... WWYFD
Meta would stare at his burning hammock with shock. Wow, the rat bodily effluvia are surprisingly flammable. Also now he has to get a new hammock, he had spent weeks lying in that hammock to the scent right >:O
Also, he had no idea skunks could do that :O
Ay ay ay! A cupboard full of oranges! WWYFD.
Also, he had no idea skunks could do that :O
Ay ay ay! A cupboard full of oranges! WWYFD.
Well like the saying goes, when life gives you oranges, you make orange juice! Or was it lemons? Either way, Spilo would eat all the oranges by cutting them in half, suckling on them, and maybe adding a sprinkle of worm salt :3
Oh no, you find yourself trapped in a cellar with this skunk. WWYFD? It's tight in here :P
Oh no, you find yourself trapped in a cellar with this skunk. WWYFD? It's tight in here :P
That's easy...block out any airholes, tickle you mercilessly until you spray, get high as fuck off the scent with you, and make out dizzily while laughing nonstop.
You're making out with a hot sexy skunk and realize you're running out of oxygen, but it feels too good to stop for actual air! WWYFD?
Use frozen fruit and some milk to make some makeshift ice cream :3 (it actually works, it's kind of crazy).
Someone stole your account and is acting like you, but in a super poorly manner, still, people aren't sure if it isn't you all along: WWYFD?
Someone stole your account and is acting like you, but in a super poorly manner, still, people aren't sure if it isn't you all along: WWYFD?
Burn their house down
You need to stay awake for 36 hours, WWYFD do to stay awake
You need to stay awake for 36 hours, WWYFD do to stay awake
<the kitty reaches into his special safe, and pulls out a bejewelled box with a retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, a light changes colour and with a beep, the box pops open and the kitty gasps reflexively...as a special baggie of golden-yellow glowing catnip is revealed. With delicate paws, he gingerly lifts the precious baggie out of the box and slowly sets it down as he reaches for his bowl with a wink and a giggle>
My last batch of "golden-strain"...saved for special occasions...but for you, I got this!! 36 hours? HA, see you in three days!! <laughs and closes the door>
You return three days later to see a half-destroyed room, several boxes of tissues and assorted food boxes, various sex toys and photos of felines in erotic poses, and a completely nude passed out cat flat on his back with a huge grin covered by tomato sauce and noodles, moaning softly with mangled matted fur and heavy red eyes. WWYFD?
My last batch of "golden-strain"...saved for special occasions...but for you, I got this!! 36 hours? HA, see you in three days!! <laughs and closes the door>
You return three days later to see a half-destroyed room, several boxes of tissues and assorted food boxes, various sex toys and photos of felines in erotic poses, and a completely nude passed out cat flat on his back with a huge grin covered by tomato sauce and noodles, moaning softly with mangled matted fur and heavy red eyes. WWYFD?
Ah-ha! Foods, luckyy~
Meta would climb on the cat's mouth and lick off the tomato sauce and noodles. Mm foods. (Also it's fun to lick the muzzle of a scary predator while they're all delirious, eehehe)
Your sona finds a bejewelled box with a rat alchemist made retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, the light changes colour and a ratty voice squeaks: "Yep, that's a retina alright. Kick ass." WWYFD?
Meta would climb on the cat's mouth and lick off the tomato sauce and noodles. Mm foods. (Also it's fun to lick the muzzle of a scary predator while they're all delirious, eehehe)
Your sona finds a bejewelled box with a rat alchemist made retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, the light changes colour and a ratty voice squeaks: "Yep, that's a retina alright. Kick ass." WWYFD?
Creates a half-destroyed room, several boxes of tissues and assorted food boxes, various sex toys and photos of felines in erotic poses, and a completely nude passed out cat flat on his back with a huge grin covered by tomato sauce and noodles, moaning softly with mangled matted fur and heavy red eyes
You lose the keys to the above locked room WWYFD
THIS looks like a job for!! rat incisors.
gnaw gnaw
Suddenly an UFO lands outside and an octopus-looking thing wearing a bubble helmet and wielding a ray gun comes out :O
WWYFD
gnaw gnaw
Suddenly an UFO lands outside and an octopus-looking thing wearing a bubble helmet and wielding a ray gun comes out :O
WWYFD
Meta leaves the keys where they are. Using keys to enter a house is unrodenty. You are supposed to use your incisors for that! (also the keyhole is really high up)
A mass of squirming alien tentacles pokes out from @Wuff-Wuff's doggo house door. WWYFD :O
A mass of squirming alien tentacles pokes out from @Wuff-Wuff's doggo house door. WWYFD :O
Make yiny tentacle mittens and put them on them
The tentacle mittens fall off and clogs @Wuff-Wuff sink, WWYFD
The tentacle mittens fall off and clogs @Wuff-Wuff sink, WWYFD
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh D:< get out of my hoooouuseeeee!!! Now I have to invite that weird plumber guy again, who I can't help but bark at!"
You feel bad for stealing @Wuff-Wuff s house keys uou WWYFD?
You feel bad for stealing @Wuff-Wuff s house keys uou WWYFD?
Naturally, as an avid gaymer with lots of vydiagame knowledge, Spilo would eat the mushroom THUMP!!
Uh oh, looks like he has become GIANT, A SKUNKZILLA!!!
Anyway. Your sona has just observed a noname Mushroom Kingdom get completely crushed under the might of a giant skunk's foot; luckily, it went the other direction of your sona's city, but the impact of the colossal skunk's foot has left your home upside down and everything in it completely broken :p WWYFD?
Uh oh, looks like he has become GIANT, A SKUNKZILLA!!!
Anyway. Your sona has just observed a noname Mushroom Kingdom get completely crushed under the might of a giant skunk's foot; luckily, it went the other direction of your sona's city, but the impact of the colossal skunk's foot has left your home upside down and everything in it completely broken :p WWYFD?
Meta looks at his abandoned basement home with a :I expression. How does one flip a basement anyway?
Also, everything getting broken has not really made much of a difference, all the random small objects Meta has strewn about are pretty much just arranged differently. Meta still squeaks indignantly, he had those bits of string and shredded paper exactly where he wanted >:O
Due to a trade war, everyone rushes to the stores to panic buy all of the fancy imported foreign toilet paper before it is all gone. It might soon run out, leaving only the crappy domestically manufactured toilet paper. WWYFD :O
Also, everything getting broken has not really made much of a difference, all the random small objects Meta has strewn about are pretty much just arranged differently. Meta still squeaks indignantly, he had those bits of string and shredded paper exactly where he wanted >:O
Due to a trade war, everyone rushes to the stores to panic buy all of the fancy imported foreign toilet paper before it is all gone. It might soon run out, leaving only the crappy domestically manufactured toilet paper. WWYFD :O
Since I'm saving all the US-Renminbi-EUROS by not being able to buy the fancy toilet paper anymore, I would use them to buy a bidet!
:3 I always did like warm stuff being squirted up my....
Your Fursona realises that their favourite brand of cheese is, due to the trade wars, only affordable in Kiribati. WWYFD?
:3 I always did like warm stuff being squirted up my....
Your Fursona realises that their favourite brand of cheese is, due to the trade wars, only affordable in Kiribati. WWYFD?