Accidentally opened a portal to a sewer. Time for the extra strong disinfectant bath :O
Drank pilk for the first time, was unable to throw up AND so spent a whole whopping day stuck in the toilet
Got sprayed right in the snout by a tranquil, also well fed, me
Attacked by Sasquatch for confusing him with his cousin, Big Foot, whose name is also Bob.
You got hit by a NICE NON-PREDATORY PREY ANIMAL LICENSE after a rat pulled it out of his wallet a bit too fast upon hearing a suggestion that he would eat a nice sergalpal
I said cheese dang it
You got hired to play as Master Splinter in the newest TMNT but Disney changed script for diversity so you got potion'd into a mouse instead
You got hired to play as Master Splinter in the newest TMNT but Disney changed script for diversity so you got potion'd into a mouse instead
Was in the hospital intensive care room, along with a certain rat, for 6th degree burns (wait, is that even possible?! argh, let's assume it just means reduced to ashes :v) over a car accident that could've been easily avoided.
Uhh, I heard the Sith Healthcare is really good, maybe you should go to them :3
Uhh, I heard the Sith Healthcare is really good, maybe you should go to them :3
You went to Sith Healthcare. Got force choked (you suspect that guy did not graduate from an accredited medical school).
Went to a Scientology medical clinic. They refused to use medicine. Relied on touch-therapy only. Got faaar worse...