Things you never hear on Sesame Street:
"Let's count the druggies sleeping under the bridge together kids! One...two...three..."
"Ooooo, cookie monster need cookie!! Drop pants now, me sucky for cookie..."
"Welcome to the community Thanksgiving special kids! Why no I have not seen Big Bird, but good news: our turkey this year is HUGE!"
"Wheee!! Elmo loves laughing!!! Elmo loves breathing nitrious oxide!! Yayyyyy!!!!! Elmo happy!!! Elmo wants moreee!!!!"
"Sorry, Oscar won't be joining us today. The garbage truck was automated this morning and dumped his complaining ass straight into the compressor."
"Let's count the druggies sleeping under the bridge together kids! One...two...three..."
"Ooooo, cookie monster need cookie!! Drop pants now, me sucky for cookie..."
"Welcome to the community Thanksgiving special kids! Why no I have not seen Big Bird, but good news: our turkey this year is HUGE!"
"Wheee!! Elmo loves laughing!!! Elmo loves breathing nitrious oxide!! Yayyyyy!!!!! Elmo happy!!! Elmo wants moreee!!!!"
"Sorry, Oscar won't be joining us today. The garbage truck was automated this morning and dumped his complaining ass straight into the compressor."
