Kept arguing with other rats and mice that YOU HAVE UNO !!! And it comes with your XBOX !
Squished under a stampede of elephants and other pachyderms
Turns out being part them still doesn't save you from being squished by them
Turns out being part them still doesn't save you from being squished by them
kissing me? 'cause I am the previous poster of this page, y'know :p
Kissed a skunk. Got Skunk Fever
dammit, should've ordered an XL-sized elephant fursuit instead of just L
you tried to dragon shout like in skyrim but you shouted the wrong way
You were at the hospital, because... well, because we were at the hospital stuck in one of its vents and they were trying to get us out
Arrrrrr, at first they be thinking ye had the dread scurvy...turns out ye were just a seasick filthy landlubber, arrrr!!! 
Thank goodness they're dumb enough to not realize that I have golden eggs too, but I don't have any fur
Tried to walk with a peg leg, did not go so well...Arrrrrr, at first they be thinking ye had the dread scurvy...turns out ye were just a seasick filthy landlubber, arrrr!!!
Arrrrr, this be mutiny!!!
Ye went due to a bad case of walk-the-plank-itis!! Arrrrr!!!
That's what I get for trying to walk the plank obviously made for two legs
On the other hand, you tried too hard to be pirate, you ended up like this
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKdKMEdnx8c
Well, almost, you tripped cuz of your peg leg
On the other hand, you tried too hard to be pirate, you ended up like this
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKdKMEdnx8c
Well, almost, you tripped cuz of your peg leg