Sentenced to only being able to taste beet whenever you eat yogurt
Enjoy your yogurt
Enjoy your yogurt
Sentenced to an eternity of feeding corn to an adorable sweet skunk, such as me 
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Sentenced to the air freshener factory
Sentenced to be a part of the Marvel MULTIverse...when really there is only one true @Universe of course. <wink>
Sentenced to being transformed into an innocent deer, since as a black cat you've been causing sooooo much bad luck!
Mambi? More like Bambi
Sentenced to being transformed into a chicken and made to lay eggs in a coop that is constantly raided by foxes, just for the irony :P
Sentenced to being transformed into an ever filling cup of yogurt that is being forever licked by predator skunks and possibly cannibal rats that like the taste of rat and yogurt,
oh the irony for someone who likes eating yogurt so much :P
oh the irony for someone who likes eating yogurt so much :P
Sentenced to getting dressed by a bunch of musky hyperactive otters every morning
Sentenced to being TFed into and spending 1 week as someone's sock.
Sentenced to become the Vending Machine MK II for the weekend