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Granted! I have a rescue owl bear you can have, his parents got killed by hunters - not sure if it was bear hunters or owl hunters - anyway, he's only a cublet, you can grow up together, share special bonding moments, become best friends forever, it'll be lovely! I'll just go get him for you. I took him to that orphanage over there.... OH POOP!

I wish for more secure, monster-proof orphanages.
 
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Granted! It turns out, tho, that the real monsters were the kids in the monster-proof orphanage... no, not because they're monstrous physically or straight up murderers, no, but because they put milk first before the cereal. Poor owlbear

I wish for milk flavored cereal! :D
 
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Granted! And I've taken the liberty of pouring on some cereal-flavoured milk!

I wish my big toes could extend to a length of forty metres!
 
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Alright, they can! But the toe-extension takes a lot of energy, and you have to eat a lot. The BAT CHOW takes up a big portion of your bat-household budget :O

I wish everyone got assigned a fursona at birth, along with 20 free governmental furry art commission credits.
 
Granted! Everyone has their government assigned SKUNK fursona. It's ALL skunks. Literally, it's a skunk government :3

I wish people's plushies came to life
 
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GRANTED!! <everyone's Care Bears go on a rainbow rampage, twisting the emotions of their prey before eating them in secret to fuel their magic>

I wish I lived in Equestria, the home of My Little Pony, the greatest show ever made...<nostalgic sigh>
 
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Okay, you do! But the only kitties there are Fluttershy's little feral animol pals I think, so you are now one of those :O

I wish @Mambi will have a nice life as one of Fluttershy's smol feral animol pals.
 
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Granted! He does! :3 But... uh... he has to compete for food in the bowls with the other feral animols :P

I wish there was a term similar to DOGWATER, but with cat
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GRANTED! <the genie shrugs and a dictionary appears. As "dogwater" means useless or terrible, he redefines CATastrophe to mean that instead>

I wish all skunks's scent was a visible rainbow cloud, all shimmery and colourful wisping around them everywhere they went...
 
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They do! But it's because their butts now secrete oil :O

I wish everyone on FP was a pet animal and we all lived together, as pet animals
 
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Granted! However, we're the pet animals of an old lady who feeds up to the brim, so we all end up like big round orbs... similar to this!
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I wish reproduction by touching was possible between mammals 😛
 
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