POTION thread

<you open a door and see a virtual chemestry set in front of a tiny greenhouse, various bubbling liquids and distillers active as the feline carefully pours drops into a beaker with extreme care and attention. Suddenly aware of your presence, the cat jumps startled and yelps.>

OH!!! Oh crap...

<as the beaker goes flying against the distiller, several colourful liquids start randomly combining and bubbling as the feline looks in shock and horror. Grabbing you, he screams in a panic and tries to push you out the door as clouds of sparking fumes start to rise>

FUCK!! RUUUUNNNN!!!!!! <he smashes out the door frame and bolts, just as the fumes start melting the floor and wooden walls...>
 
<you open a door and see a virtual chemestry set in front of a tiny greenhouse, various bubbling liquids and distillers active as the feline carefully pours drops into a beaker with extreme care and attention. Suddenly aware of your presence, the cat jumps startled and yelps.>

OH!!! Oh crap...

<as the beaker goes flying against the distiller, several colourful liquids start randomly combining and bubbling as the feline looks in shock and horror. Grabbing you, he screams in a panic and tries to push you out the door as clouds of sparking fumes start to rise>

FUCK!! RUUUUNNNN!!!!!! <he smashes out the door frame and bolts, just as the fumes start melting the floor and wooden walls...>
walks into the foreground of the scene wearing a lab coat, which looks really stupid on a feral rat
And that is why it is important to always maintain care when brewing POTIONs. POTIONs should always be brewed by a licensed alchemist who pays their alchemists' guild dues promptly. Unskilled alchemists can place themselves in immense danger due to negligence or ignorance. Support your local ratlchemist guild by-
sniffs the air, turns head, sees the fumes getting nearer and runs
 
Pfft! How alarmist of y'all... Uncorks a "BEING ABLE TO BREATHE THE ACCIDENT FUMES THAT ARE GETTING NEARER AND MAKE PEOPLE RUN" POTION, drinks it, and then vacuums the fumes in one big INHALE

Cough Now please don't get behind the skunk in the next 24hrs, because my spray & gas may have very adverse and unpredictable effects thanks to the residual potion fumes in my body :3

also do NOT try this at home if you aren't a skilled alchemist :P
 
I see you have opened a Re-tail Outlet!
Here, you'd better take this Tarrif Resistance Potion.
i believe he is out of range of the new sales tax...

also, stares at the false POTION

brews SALES TAX EVASION POTION for my turnip patch
 

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