Scandalous Rumours!

[Spilo]

What's some scandalous rumour about the user above you?

Maybe they're not the species they say the are?
Maybe they're part of a super secret organization that's meant to supplant furries?
Or perhaps something as silly as still wetting the bed at times

Let's find out ;P ;P

 

[unknownaspect]

Some say the skunk has to use a can of sulfur gas, hidden within the fur of the tail!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I've heard these rumours <w< that the Badger secretly enjoys hiring bunnies to build setts for them, watching the bunnies with a rather supercilious smile while listening to "Bright Eyes" from Art Garfunkel

 

[unknownaspect]

I've heard these rumours <w< that the Badger secretly enjoys hiring bunnies to build setts for them, watching the bunnies with a rather supercilious smile while listening to "Bright Eyes" from Art Garfunkel

This is slander! I object! This is a smear campaign! Bunny tunnels are too small!

Besides, we hire them to lay the flooring, teehee.

Anyway, you're one to talk, word on the grapevine is that those swirls arn't blueberry flavoured but in fact raspberry flavoured with blue food dye!

 

[metatherat]

I have heard that instead of living in a sett at all, you actually live in a fancy metropolitan apartment!
(It smells like a badger's sett though.)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Furs have been talking, and they've been talking a lot >w> apparently you're not from the Muridae family, but actually from the Heteromyidae family, aka, not a true rat at all!

 

[metatherat]

Heteromyidae family

shows GAY LICENSE

As for you, many people are saying that you are not in fact a dog at all, but a tamed, domesticated wolf! :O

 

[unknownaspect]

Meta! I've heard that you printed a gay license on wax taken from a truckle of MY cheese!

 

[Spilo]

Doesn't know it was actually me who did that, in fact

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I think this one could be true... I don't know for sure, but I'm just saying!

Apparently Spilo likes to sit on the copying machine and print out pictures of his butt! (and I totally didn't fish out a copy of it from the paper waste bin)