The FurryPile Poem

[metatherat]

And it's best to not even mention the rat's hose.

Unless we are talking about urination

 

[Spilo]

But if you thought that was bad, wait 'til you smell what a skunk's tummy's got in marination

For your nose will never smell the same

 

[Mambi]

The scent's so strong, it's turn rats tame!

The shock to sinuses so intense,

 

[metatherat]

they can now only be referred to in past tense.

At least the rats are now reasonably tame,

 

[Mambi]

But docile rats are not the same.

The wilder ones cause much more troubles,

 

[Spilo]

Again with the rats? that's just so overused,

better have weasels, mustelids, skunks, tube shaped friends, that know how to rustle

 

[Ravofox]

As well as foxes, who know how to hustle,

you out of your wallets, chickens and cars

 

[Mambi]

...and if you resist, they'll leave you with scars!

It's truly a shame that we'd get robbed so quick.