Cork. If she can't pee on it, she won't shred it.

The cat girl seems to be slowly inflating with backed-up urine. Who knew any creature could pee this much? WWYFD?
 
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Meta is very surprised. How did he, a feral rat, manage to get stuck in a ginormo dragon's lair entrance? Maybe he should not have eaten all that yogurt, yogurt lettuce, yogurt sushi, yogurt souffle, yogurt roast, yogurt chili, yogurt gumbo, yogurt-glazed ham, ham-glazed yogurt, yogurt surprise (yogurt stuffed with yogurt), yogurt kvass...

Your sona comes ratcross a rat who is stuck in the lair entrance of a huge dragon. He is covered in yogurt. WWYFD :O
 
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What else?

<he sighs and with glowing eyes, the air shimmers and parts in front of the face of the cat, opening to a glowing portal. As the air shimmers beside you, a similar portal opens beside your head as you stop drawing on the cat's rear and look over to see the smiling whiskered face of the cat peering at you through it>


Pardon me, could you please stop that and help me out instead? <batting his glowing eyes innocently through the hole>



You're now trying to get a stuck cat out of a hole. WWYFD?
 
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Meta would crinkle his nose, as it is very stinky in there :O

A massive furry argument has broken out over whether skunk dragons should be considered to be scalies or not. The air vibrates with squeaks and meows and heehaws and rrewhs and whatnot as everyone voices their opinion. WWYFD?
 
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A massive furry argument has broken out over whether skunk dragons should be considered to be scalies or not. The air vibrates with squeaks and meows and heehaws and rrewhs and whatnot as everyone voices their opinion. WWYFD?
Point out that dragons are like dinosaurs, therefore more closely related to birds than reptiles, and should be considered featheries. Then I'd sneak off to watch the fun from a safe distance.

You randomly metamorphose into a pokemon of some kind (your choice). WWYFD?
 
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Meta would GNAW ON STUFF! With his MIGHTY RATTATA TEETH. Hahaa >:O

Your sona has been transformed into a Pokémon... by Team Rocket, who wants you to do criminal stuff, as a criminal Pokémon. That sounds both morally questionable and potentially dangerous, and the quality of the Pokémon kibble they give you is kind of crap - but on the other paw they do offer dental. WWYFD?
 
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