NSFW What would your fursona do?
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Eat tacos with @Spilo
@Spilo eats all tacos from @Lenago pantry and trips over @Guifrog then starts glowing and shooting sparks catching @metatherat hammock on fire.... WWYFD
@Spilo eats all tacos from @Lenago pantry and trips over @Guifrog then starts glowing and shooting sparks catching @metatherat hammock on fire.... WWYFD
Meta would stare at his burning hammock with shock. Wow, the rat bodily effluvia are surprisingly flammable. Also now he has to get a new hammock, he had spent weeks lying in that hammock to the scent right >:O
Also, he had no idea skunks could do that :O
Ay ay ay! A cupboard full of oranges! WWYFD.
Also, he had no idea skunks could do that :O
Ay ay ay! A cupboard full of oranges! WWYFD.
Well like the saying goes, when life gives you oranges, you make orange juice! Or was it lemons? Either way, Spilo would eat all the oranges by cutting them in half, suckling on them, and maybe adding a sprinkle of worm salt :3
Oh no, you find yourself trapped in a cellar with this skunk. WWYFD? It's tight in here :P
Oh no, you find yourself trapped in a cellar with this skunk. WWYFD? It's tight in here :P
That's easy...block out any airholes, tickle you mercilessly until you spray, get high as fuck off the scent with you, and make out dizzily while laughing nonstop.
You're making out with a hot sexy skunk and realize you're running out of oxygen, but it feels too good to stop for actual air! WWYFD?
Use frozen fruit and some milk to make some makeshift ice cream :3 (it actually works, it's kind of crazy).
Someone stole your account and is acting like you, but in a super poorly manner, still, people aren't sure if it isn't you all along: WWYFD?
Someone stole your account and is acting like you, but in a super poorly manner, still, people aren't sure if it isn't you all along: WWYFD?
Burn their house down
You need to stay awake for 36 hours, WWYFD do to stay awake
You need to stay awake for 36 hours, WWYFD do to stay awake
<the kitty reaches into his special safe, and pulls out a bejewelled box with a retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, a light changes colour and with a beep, the box pops open and the kitty gasps reflexively...as a special baggie of golden-yellow glowing catnip is revealed. With delicate paws, he gingerly lifts the precious baggie out of the box and slowly sets it down as he reaches for his bowl with a wink and a giggle>
My last batch of "golden-strain"...saved for special occasions...but for you, I got this!! 36 hours? HA, see you in three days!! <laughs and closes the door>
You return three days later to see a half-destroyed room, several boxes of tissues and assorted food boxes, various sex toys and photos of felines in erotic poses, and a completely nude passed out cat flat on his back with a huge grin covered by tomato sauce and noodles, moaning softly with mangled matted fur and heavy red eyes. WWYFD?
My last batch of "golden-strain"...saved for special occasions...but for you, I got this!! 36 hours? HA, see you in three days!! <laughs and closes the door>
You return three days later to see a half-destroyed room, several boxes of tissues and assorted food boxes, various sex toys and photos of felines in erotic poses, and a completely nude passed out cat flat on his back with a huge grin covered by tomato sauce and noodles, moaning softly with mangled matted fur and heavy red eyes. WWYFD?
Ah-ha! Foods, luckyy~
Meta would climb on the cat's mouth and lick off the tomato sauce and noodles. Mm foods. (Also it's fun to lick the muzzle of a scary predator while they're all delirious, eehehe)
Your sona finds a bejewelled box with a rat alchemist made retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, the light changes colour and a ratty voice squeaks: "Yep, that's a retina alright. Kick ass." WWYFD?
Meta would climb on the cat's mouth and lick off the tomato sauce and noodles. Mm foods. (Also it's fun to lick the muzzle of a scary predator while they're all delirious, eehehe)
Your sona finds a bejewelled box with a rat alchemist made retinal scanner attached. Looking into it, the light changes colour and a ratty voice squeaks: "Yep, that's a retina alright. Kick ass." WWYFD?