Dancing burlesque. Very tasteful and artistic. Fausty likey.
It was an immaculate sight: A badger, soft in nature, firm in her physical presence, stood there in a purple dress. The mirror: a trap to those bound by vanity captured her essence, but only just, as it caused no gust as she span around to look at her behind.
Those that dared to peek could swear that their surroundings fell silent: it seemed as if they were a taciturn person that kept quiet as to not draw any attention away from the badger, or perhaps letting the viewer know that such a seductive sight will remain an unspoken secret: "Worry not dear onlooker. Gaze away~!"
That was until her eyes darted across the room, spotting a small rodent next to her fridge:
"OI! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHEESE, YOU!"
Those that dared to peek could swear that their surroundings fell silent: it seemed as if they were a taciturn person that kept quiet as to not draw any attention away from the badger, or perhaps letting the viewer know that such a seductive sight will remain an unspoken secret: "Worry not dear onlooker. Gaze away~!"
That was until her eyes darted across the room, spotting a small rodent next to her fridge:
"OI! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHEESE, YOU!"
Watching me eat your delicious cheese (I had it in my mouth when I opened the door) :P
Watching me eat their delicious yogurt (they were too distracted watching a badger watch them eat their cheese :P)