Fortunately, unfortunately

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunatly I still keep my good looks

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, you keep them in a jar.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately

Unfortunately, you keep them in a jar.

Fortunately you ate them thinking the label said GUM LOGS instead of GOOD LOOKS and now you look like The Horny Bunny

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, a bunny face on a rat looks extremely creepy.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately... Skunk!

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately... some confusion.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately bunny face on me is beautiful and not confusing

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately

Hey actually he does pull it off...

Unfortunately Jeff Goldblum was never hired to star as a bunny! The loss of potential was depressing to say the least

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, I have a script here for "Poopy Bunny's Birthday Adventure" that he might be interested in.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately the script was so good that it got stolen and given to Gwyneth Paltrow and rerbanded as the "Goopy Bunny's Birthday Adventure".

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately the movie results in some pleasantly weird fanfiction.

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, it also results in a scented candle called 'This Smells Like My Poop'

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately Gwyneth Paltrow only eats soap bars because someone once said it keeps your insides clean as a joke, so it's not tooooo bad.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately she farts bubbles!

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, this lets her moonlight as a kid's party entertainer / bubble machine, to supplement the meagre amount she makes from her acting career.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, this eventually results in a gas explosion and a severely singed butt.

 

[Lucy Toebeans]

Fortunately, the "singed butt" look is in, this season.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, this results in many fad-fueled products such as the newly-published "SINGED BUTT MAGAZINE" which do not last long after the fad dies.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, we'll never run out of toilet paper.

 

[Lucy Toebeans]

Unfortunately, the pages are really thin and your finger will rip through the paper mid-wipe.