Fortunately, mostly everyone's paws were too clumsy to use toilet paper to begin with, so it's no big loss
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately the unused piles of fashionable weak toilet paper were the cinder for the GREAT LATRINE FIRE OF FURTOWN
Fortunately, 'Singed Butt Magazine' has made it fashionable to have a burned behind, so the victims of the fire are adored by their neighbours and get lucrative modelling contracts.
Unfortunately this meant not even the psychiatrists took the victims trauma seriously
Fortunately, they got some aid from a ratlchemist and his TAKE VICTIMS' TRAUMA SERIOUSLY POTION.
Unfortunately, for some unknowable reason, it also caused them to designate 'not being a rat' as a traumatic experience.
Fortunately, 'not being a skunk' was also designated as a traumatic experience, causing the patients to turn into skunks right after the psychiatrist's appointment.
Unfortunately for the pioneers of skunkism, there wasn't as much knowledge around on being a skunk back then as there is today, making the SkunkSprayPlug rather difficult to handle at first and thus causing many a awkward moment at fancy dinner parties.
Unfortunately, this causes faceless megacorporations to commodify skunks, resulting in many skunks languishing in store shelves and warehouses for months, waiting to be finally purchased-
Fortunately this boredom is the cause for the GREAT SKUNK UPRISING that liberates the furrs from corporate overlords! Skunk Spray does get mentioned at the Geneva Convention though.
Unfortunately, now there's no global megacorporations to make cool stuff cheap enough for us to afford.
Fortunately, everyone sorta learns to make crappy handmade skunks in their lousy crafting shacks.
Unfortunately, this is what FurryPile's members list looks like now:
(I'm #41)
44 Taxidermy Fails That Are Pure Nightmare Fuel
These things are that nightmares are made out of, or maybe they're supposed to be photorealistic versions of children's drawings. Either way, they are absolutely cursed.
www.ebaumsworld.com
Unfortunately we end up starting a new 'cursed fursona' fad.
Fortunately cursed fursona fad is just a fad, soon to be replaced with upside down fursona fad where we all walk on our hands
Fortunately I found a RIGH SIDE UP POTION, but as a bunny I don't know how to use