NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but there was a bit of an error on the order and you got yourself a cruise missile instead. Enjoy terrifying your neighbours.

I wish to be even more Autistic. o3o

Granted, but now you see dead people

I wish I knew more than one language

 

[MooseHorns237]

Granted, but you're deaf.

I wish I could find the chameleon

 

[metatherat]

I wish I could find the chameleon

You can, but she has had like a ton of babies and you can't find any of them.

I wish I had a glass of warm chameleon milk.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but there are tons of empty glasses next to it, forcing you to awkwardly sip on each glass in order to find the one with the camouflaged chameleon milk.

I wish Karma Chameleon was no longer stuck in my head ;w;

 

[metatherat]

I wish Karma Chameleon was no longer stuck in my head ;w;

Granted. The KARMA CHAMELEON is now loose, watch out :O

I wish the animal control got here soon before the KARMA CHAMELEON makes a mess of the place :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but KARMA CHAMELEON is now stuck in your head

I wish there were still dinosaurs

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but KARMA CHAMELEON is now stuck in your head

Don't worry Meta, I've heard it comes and goes, it comes and gooooooooohooees

I wish there were still dinosaurs

Granted, but the only dinos are tiny Oculudentavis, which are roughly the size of a bee hummingbird.

I wish I could have a pet spider.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Don't worry Meta, I've heard it comes and goes, it comes and gooooooooohooees



Granted, but the only dinos are tiny Oculudentavis, which are roughly the size of a bee hummingbird.

I wish I could have a pet spider.

Granted, but it lives inside your maw

I wish I could swim in the ocesn

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but it lives inside your maw

I wish I could swim in the ocesn

Granted, but due to a spelling error you are swimming in a knock off version of the ocean, which is made out of cling film

I wish I could make a claymation film

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is so hot the clay is liquid

I wish I could float

 

[Mambi]

I wish I could float

Granted! <your ears are now pierced and several large balloons have been attached to the loops, pulling gently on you as you start to rise higher...>

I wish I was being massaged on a beach spa somewhere nice.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is sand crabs pinching you all over

I wish I could fly airplanes

 

[MooseHorns237]

Granted, but every time you fly something goes wrong and you have to make an emergency landing on roadways in the middle of goddamn nowhere (aka my parents place, lol)

I wish I could live anywhere I want without worrying about housing

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but your parents do and keep constantly calling you and asking how you're holding up in the place you're currently at.

I wish I could write like Shakespeare

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but no one will ever understand a thing you say

I wish I could have lilacs

 

[MooseHorns237]

<cough> umm... don't you? Granted, but they smell like skunk butt

I wish I could go skiing right now

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's so cold your skis freeze to the lift and you can't get off
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I wish I could rolerskate

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you suck at everything else.

I wish for a new snowboard.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you never see snow again

I wish I had donuts

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but you never see snow again

I wish I had donuts

Granted, but they come with a marriage certificate.

I wish for less snow.