I thought you meant a @metatherat thought for a second! Like, "How can I modify this to pipe liquid cheese into my mouth?" or "What if I replaced everyone's shower water with Rat Transformation Potion™ ?"
Shower Thoughts
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peeks out of rat-hole
No read Meta's shower thoughts.
What if there is like five billion bloodthirsty mosquitoes? Or some of those fish that go inside your peepee or something.
Good thoughts both! Or maybe.... liquid rat transformation cheese?! :O
starts scribbling notes feverishly
Oh Goddess help you, Mambi thoughts are scary sparkly kinky things indeed!! <impish laughter>
It deserves military honours.What if the broccoli is dead already?
I mean come on, my Gran is dead already and I didn't eat her!
Gassiness? :P
(yeh, I know what you actually meant)
Also, not shower thought but also shower thought
I find it amazing what domestication has been able to do so far, it has managed to convince us that one plant is actually many different ones! Cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, kale, brussel sprouts... are all the same plant! :O And make you equally gassy! :O
So, I got curious about the 'Wishmaster' films after them being mentioned in another thread, and went and read the synopsis. Apparently there's this Djinn who wants to grant somebody three wishes, and once the third wish is granted all the other Djinn will be released and... oh I dunno, take over the world? But he twists every wish to be something horrible.
Which is dumb! Everyone stops before getting to their third wish because they're afraid of what it will be twisted into! If he really wanted to free all those captive Djinn, all the villain actually has to do is grant people's wishes in the best way possible! They'll soon blow through all three wishes if they get what they want!
Which once again goes to show I'd be far too effective a villain for Hollywood.
Which is dumb! Everyone stops before getting to their third wish because they're afraid of what it will be twisted into! If he really wanted to free all those captive Djinn, all the villain actually has to do is grant people's wishes in the best way possible! They'll soon blow through all three wishes if they get what they want!
Which once again goes to show I'd be far too effective a villain for Hollywood.
Mosquitoes suck so much I always hope there is none in the bathroom as they're bold enough to prey on me in the shower lol. I'll be silently scanning the bathroom and thinking "There best not be any of those dang things in here"
It's not the sucking part that's worrying, it's the injection of their bump-forming saliva before the sucking. Why do they do that? Why do they take our blood and then be rude about it?
Huh...I'd say the hatching would be the one that matches "our" hatching day. The "egg laying pre-sitting-on" is kinda like day one of pregnancy and we don't celebrate that day as a "birthday". That's when you enter the world now, and for avians that's the day the shell cracks. Who knows, depending on the beliefs of when life begins for them personally they may disagree themselves and they'll be debates in the avian media podcasts back and forth for eons? <teehee>
Maybe we would if we could always know which day a pregnancy began? Egg-laying is a big visible milestone in a way conception just isn't.
Anyway, this makes me think of other questions about avians. Like would they give names to the babies after hatching or already before it? Would they conserve the empty eggshells for luck like some cultures conserve baby teeth?
(Real birds may eat the eggshells to replenish the calcium, or they may also be tossed out of the nest)
"Happy hatchday" is the common birthday expression among avians.
Not qualified to answer the rest, I think.