Would You Rather...

[Morgana Willowsett]

Harry Potter world, of course! If I don't get into Hufflepuff, being a badger and all, I'll be having words with that talking hat!

WYR live in an overly sanitized American sitcom, or an overly cynical British sitcom.

 

[metatherat]

WYR live in an overly sanitized American sitcom, or an overly cynical British sitcom.

Oh, the overly-sanitized American one, please. That one sounds a lot more relaxing. My role can be "random vermin whose appearance teaches a main character a milquetoast lesson about the unpredictability of life in a vague fashion" :3

WYR be a platformer videogame enemy in an ice level, or a fire level?

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Oh, the overly-sanitized American one, please. That one sounds a lot more relaxing. My role can be "random vermin whose appearance teaches a main character a milquetoast lesson about the unpredictability of life in a vague fashion" :3

WYR be a platformer videogame enemy in an ice level, or a fire level?

Hehe, I can imagine the live studio audience cheering each time you enter the scene, you'd probably have a corny catchphrase too.

I'd elect to guard the ice level, chances are that the player will slip into a bottomless pit anyway.

WYR glow brightly everytime you farted, or glow brightly everytime you had to go toilet.

 

[metatherat]

WYR glow brightly everytime you farted, or glow brightly everytime you had to go toilet.

Oo, glow brightly whenever I need to go to the toilet. Not only would that be a cool experience, but it would save electricity during the winter when it is dark! :3
Although actually you would have to bring your flashlight or something, otherwise you'd have to grope around blindly as the light would go out as you do your business on the toilet :O

Suppose that you are a platformer videogame enemy in a ice level. Would you rather be an ice piranha who jumps up and down from a pit, or an ice worm who walks back and forth on a platform?

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Oo, glow brightly whenever I need to go to the toilet. Not only would that be a cool experience, but it would save electricity during the winter when it is dark! :3
Although actually you would have to bring your flashlight or something, otherwise you'd have to grope around blindly as the light would go out as you do your business on the toilet :O

Suppose that you are a platformer videogame enemy in a ice level. Would you rather be an ice piranha who jumps up and down from a pit, or an ice worm who walks back and forth on a platform?

Another easy choice, I'd be a piranha, bobbing up and down. The player would try to jump the gap, and I'd sign his death warrant by hitting him and dooming him to the bottomless pits of eternal peril, at least until they return to the checkpoint.

WYR have a cold glass of lemonade or a cold glass of cola? No catch, it's just hot and I thought you could use a drink.

 

[metatherat]

WYR have a cold glass of lemonade or a cold glass of cola? No catch, it's just hot and I thought you could use a drink.

I'll take the delicious cola, please! I do like lemon everything, but all the so-called lemonade seems to be like, distantly lemonadey flavor at best nowadays. The cola is more likely to actually be cola! climbs into the cup of delicious actual cola

If you were an ice piranha enemy in a video game, WYR relax after a hard day of jumping up and down from a pit by going to the local pub, or by quietly floating near the bottom of an icy lake with the other ice piranhas?