Sentenced to having your head secured in tiny pillories while your whiskers are flicked and tickled mercilessly for hours at a time.
Sentenced to having a surfeit of lovey dovey smelly skunks live under your floor, inside your walls, up on your ceiling, essentially your entire home, and having them use it as their love nest. It's gonna get incredibly stinky in there... like they say love stinks, but clearly they've never smelled skunks making love >:3
Sentenced to a 12-hour lecture about how you should never hold up rodents by their tail :O
Sentenced to horse transf-... no... living horse HOLE transformation. And male pregnancy. Also because this is the furry fandom and this definitely isn't the worst you'll see in it >:3
Sentenced to suffer repeated puns about Uranus for a whole week.
Sentenced to solitary confinement.Sentenced to being a celestial skunk's innocence halo polisher