Sentenced to having your head secured in tiny pillories while your whiskers are flicked and tickled mercilessly for hours at a time.
Sentenced to having a surfeit of lovey dovey smelly skunks live under your floor, inside your walls, up on your ceiling, essentially your entire home, and having them use it as their love nest. It's gonna get incredibly stinky in there... like they say love stinks, but clearly they've never smelled skunks making love >:3