Simple enough: Suppose that the above poster was a monster in a RPG or some other type of game. What item(s) would they drop upon being defeated? 
And you of course would drop marmite! And earthworms. Because you are a badger :3
(you would not drop any cheese. I ate that) :3
(you would not drop any cheese. I ate that) :3
According to in-game data... any of the following :
- Healing potions x1
- Mana potions x1
- Cheese x3
- Yogurt x2
- Flying license for bats x1
- Fake kitchen entry ticket x50
Catnip. Like, a lot of catnip. So much catnip. How were you carrying this amount of catnip?!
_ vimto bottle x10
_ marmite jar x6
_ biscuits
_ honey jar x1 (75%)
_ golden leaf tea x1 (10%)
_ bri'ish knoife x1 (1%)
Anything else you got, mom ?
_ marmite jar x6
_ biscuits
_ honey jar x1 (75%)
_ golden leaf tea x1 (10%)
_ bri'ish knoife x1 (1%)
Anything else you got, mom ?
defeats you by dropping 500 fake kitchen entry tickets on you
you drop a tusk-sharpening whetstone (a junk item you can sell to a vendor)
(you were in a Korean MMORPG in this scenario)
you drop a tusk-sharpening whetstone (a junk item you can sell to a vendor)
(you were in a Korean MMORPG in this scenario)
It makes excellent fertiliser and can be used as an ingredient in gunpowder, so actually yeah, pretty useful!
Meanwhile, you drop smelly glands. :P