Would You Rather...

[Bunny Lvr]

Half, is better than nothing

WYR be on a boat or a plane

 

[Spilo]

Would you rather fight an orc for a pastry, or have them bite it in half knowing you've got to eat ALL of what's left, no wiping the dribble off?

I would rather choose the option that involves NOT fighting an orc XD So yeah, the second one

WYR be on a boat or a plane

A plane! Because the sea is scary

WYR push the laser button of the Death Star or be one of the orcs that carry the Great Grond :D

 

[Faust]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!


Would you rather defend Minas Tirith or Helm's Deep?

 

[metatherat]

Would you rather defend Minas Tirith or Helm's Deep?

I have done both (in LotRO) and Minas Tirith was much more interesting, I'll do that again. You can fight big centipedes in a bar's storage room before the siege! rat fingerguns

WYR be a hobbit burglar, or a law-abiding hobbit?

 

[Spilo]

WYR be a hobbit burglar, or a law-abiding hobbit?

A law-abiding hobbit sounds boring, so I'll go for hobbit burglar! >:3

WYR have body stretching powers or body shrinking powers?

 

[Faust]

WYR have body stretching powers or body shrinking powers?

My body or someone else's? Never mind, I'll take the shrinking powers. I want to ride around on tamed wasps and scare the bee-jesus out of my enemies.

Would you rather be hugged by a cute sloth (it's been washed, it doesn't smell any more) or carried around on a gorilla's back?

 

[Spilo]

My body or someone else's? Never mind, I'll take the shrinking powers. I want to ride around on tamed wasps and scare the bee-jesus out of my enemies.

OMG... that was... one of the most epic and hilarious answers I've read, lmao!! (I would love to do the same, tbh)

Being carried around on a gorilla's back sounds dangerous, and I'm not feeling like dangerous rn :O So I choose to be hugged by a cute sloth, yaaay!

Speaking of, WYR be in a car ride with Toretto from Fast & Furious, or with Flash the sloth from Zootopia?