Ruin a character concept/description

[metatherat]

We are furries, so we luv creating characters and such, right. OCs, sonas, whathaveyou.

In this thread, each poster gives a short description of a character or character concept. The next poster then adds something to the description that ruins the character or makes it silly in some way. And also posts a character of their own for the next furson to ruin!

Right, here we go!:

Darkblood Ragepain, weasel mercenary! He is an orphan who escaped from a government torture laboratory as a teenager and decided to become a mercenary. He wears a crimson hoodie and wields a katana and can teleport. He is stronger and more cool and badass than your sona.

 

[Spilo]

Darkblood Ragepain, weasel mercenary! He is an orphan who escaped from a government torture laboratory as a teenager and decided to become a mercenary. He wears a crimson hoodie and wields a katana and can teleport. He is stronger and more cool and badass than your sona.

Well, he's a ~M U S T E L I D~ so I absolutely do not mind if he's stronger and more cool than my sona :3

However, he's extremely gassy. Sometimes his gassiness even interrupts his battles. Perhaps he's even gassier than a skunk

Okay, uh, my turn:

Sexy looking and suave fox that basically charms everybody with his looks and voice, hehehehe!