NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

Granted! Now everyone's a skunk, cozied together in a huuuuge furrypile...

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE ENTIRE CIVILIZATION & INFRASTRUCTURE LEFT BEHIND? Oh, nvm

I wish cities were as fun or interesting as in Zootopia >:3
 
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Granted! But now you are fired from your job as a teacher because all jobs become super stereotypical based on your sona (you now work in a parfumerie)

I wish I had the willpower to get out of bed.
 
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GRANTED!! <several hot strippers show up and start teasing you, taunting you to rise and join them across the room. Well, you're out of bed now, but you're not going to get anything done today...without a single complaint mind you!>

I wish I was a hot stripper who could "motivate" others...
 
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Granted! You're now a hot-air paint stripper, and you motivate others to decorate their houses in hideous new colours, thus damaging property values across the tri-state area.

I wish for a skeleton key that could open any door
 
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Granted, but it could open literally any door, anywhere, without advance warning :O
watches the emergency coolant drain hatch of a nuclear reactor open up randomly
watches the door of a random car open randomly. a cute baby falls out
watches the door of my rat-cupboard open and my half-eaten pot of yogurt fall out >:I

I wish for a very good lawyer whose specialization is yogurt-related property damage >:I
 
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Granted! Unfortunately he's the prosecution. I'm not telling you his name, but his catchphrase is "If the yoghurt he licked, you must convict!"

I wish for a big bag of steel bearings in various sizes.
 
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You can! Via magical healing milk from your new magical cat udder :3
The demand for STEREOTYPICAL HEALTH POTIONs is majorly impacted :O

I wish I knew what to do with this shedful of STEREOTYPICAL HEALTH POTIONs :I
 
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Granted! You should give them to people who are hallucinating half-full red bars in the bottom-left-hand corner of their vision.

I wish the construction works on the corner was less noisy.
 
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You can, yaayy! But it turns out that we furries are super weird and also very smelly. Also one day later you have 2492340350935809 notifications on Telegram and Discord. It is overwhelming :O

I wish we all had more time to spend floating in the various online furspaces together :O
 
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Granted. The spin of the earth is slowed. The day becomes longer, the night becomes longer. The consequences on the various finely-tuned ecologies of the world will never truly be understood, and the economy and industry of the world takes a full century to adjust. Worst of all, when you finally do get used to having more night to have your leisure in before you need to rest, you find that you probably still want more time...

I wish the language barrier didn't exist and I could cleanly communicate any idea to anyone.
 
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Granted! Thanks to your wish, not only yours, but every person's thoughts are now visible to everyone, you see them by simply looking at their face. Unfortunately, that means you can't control what you see everyday, and sometimes, you may come across some very 'intimate' and dirty thoughts that might leave you disgusted or traumatized 24/7

I wish furry drama ceased to exist :>
 
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I mean. Come on. This is genie stuff 101. Congratulations on wishing furries out of existence; no furries, no drama! Yippee.

I wish I had the ability to create into my grip any object I could think of that fits in my hand spontaneously.
 
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Granted! The objects you create fit in your hand, alright, but only 2 seconds later they phase through it and you can't never grab them again :P

I wish furries just embraced their stinky side more, and stopped taking showers, using soap, deodorant, etc.
 
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Spilo said:
Granted! The objects you create fit in your hand, alright, but only 2 seconds later they phase through it and you can't never grab them again :P

I wish furries just embraced their stinky side more, and stopped taking showers, using soap, deodorant, etc.
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Granted, but to everyone's utter surprise this isn't very hygienic, creating the worst con plague in history!! 😅😅

I wish citations were suuuuper easy😅😅
 
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They are. All you have to do is appear in court when requested. Here's 100 citations for various offences to get you started. There's some doozies in here! Parking tickets, breach of the peace, assaulting an officer in the conduct of his duty, tickling elderly water buffaloes, bank robbery, train robbery, grand theft auto, Saint's Row - oops wrong list - oh, and assault with a deadly skunk butt.

I wish for an invisible, prehensile and super-long drinking straw so I can steal other people's drinks (and blood) without them noticing.
 
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Granted! Invisible straw. Done. Unfortunately, I couldn't make the fluid inside invisible, but hey! New party trick.

I wish I had someone cute in bed with me so I cpuld cuddle them and go back to sleep when I wake up at screwy hours like this one.
 
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