NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

Granted! Now everyone's a skunk, cozied together in a huuuuge furrypile...

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE ENTIRE CIVILIZATION & INFRASTRUCTURE LEFT BEHIND? Oh, nvm

I wish cities were as fun or interesting as in Zootopia >:3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted! But now you are fired from your job as a teacher because all jobs become super stereotypical based on your sona (you now work in a parfumerie)

I wish I had the willpower to get out of bed.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED!! <several hot strippers show up and start teasing you, taunting you to rise and join them across the room. Well, you're out of bed now, but you're not going to get anything done today...without a single complaint mind you!>

I wish I was a hot stripper who could "motivate" others...

 

[Faust]

Granted! You're now a hot-air paint stripper, and you motivate others to decorate their houses in hideous new colours, thus damaging property values across the tri-state area.

I wish for a skeleton key that could open any door

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it could open literally any door, anywhere, without advance warning :O
watches the emergency coolant drain hatch of a nuclear reactor open up randomly
watches the door of a random car open randomly. a cute baby falls out
watches the door of my rat-cupboard open and my half-eaten pot of yogurt fall out >:I

I wish for a very good lawyer whose specialization is yogurt-related property damage >:I

 

[Faust]

Granted! Unfortunately he's the prosecution. I'm not telling you his name, but his catchphrase is "If the yoghurt he licked, you must convict!"

I wish for a big bag of steel bearings in various sizes.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but they're alive.

I wish for the newest X-Box Model.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <a large but curvy robot wearing boxing gloves arrives and challenges you to a match, landing many painful body blows before you can reply>

I wish I could heal any injury instantly.

 

[metatherat]

You can! Via magical healing milk from your new magical cat udder :3
The demand for STEREOTYPICAL HEALTH POTIONs is majorly impacted :O

I wish I knew what to do with this shedful of STEREOTYPICAL HEALTH POTIONs :I

 

[Faust]

Granted! You should give them to people who are hallucinating half-full red bars in the bottom-left-hand corner of their vision.

I wish the construction works on the corner was less noisy.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but now your NEIGHBOR is a hundred times more noisy.

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I wish for another wish. :>