Would You Rather...

Harry Potter world, of course! If I don't get into Hufflepuff, being a badger and all, I'll be having words with that talking hat!

WYR live in an overly sanitized American sitcom, or an overly cynical British sitcom.
 
Morgana Willowsett said:
WYR live in an overly sanitized American sitcom, or an overly cynical British sitcom.
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Oh, the overly-sanitized American one, please. That one sounds a lot more relaxing. My role can be "random vermin whose appearance teaches a main character a milquetoast lesson about the unpredictability of life in a vague fashion" :3

WYR be a platformer videogame enemy in an ice level, or a fire level?
 
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metatherat said:
Oh, the overly-sanitized American one, please. That one sounds a lot more relaxing. My role can be "random vermin whose appearance teaches a main character a milquetoast lesson about the unpredictability of life in a vague fashion" :3

WYR be a platformer videogame enemy in an ice level, or a fire level?
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Hehe, I can imagine the live studio audience cheering each time you enter the scene, you'd probably have a corny catchphrase too.

I'd elect to guard the ice level, chances are that the player will slip into a bottomless pit anyway.

WYR glow brightly everytime you farted, or glow brightly everytime you had to go toilet.
 
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Morgana Willowsett said:
WYR glow brightly everytime you farted, or glow brightly everytime you had to go toilet.
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Oo, glow brightly whenever I need to go to the toilet. Not only would that be a cool experience, but it would save electricity during the winter when it is dark! :3
Although actually you would have to bring your flashlight or something, otherwise you'd have to grope around blindly as the light would go out as you do your business on the toilet :O

Suppose that you are a platformer videogame enemy in a ice level. Would you rather be an ice piranha who jumps up and down from a pit, or an ice worm who walks back and forth on a platform?
 
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Oo, glow brightly whenever I need to go to the toilet. Not only would that be a cool experience, but it would save electricity during the winter when it is dark! :3
Although actually you would have to bring your flashlight or something, otherwise you'd have to grope around blindly as the light would go out as you do your business on the toilet :O

Suppose that you are a platformer videogame enemy in a ice level. Would you rather be an ice piranha who jumps up and down from a pit, or an ice worm who walks back and forth on a platform?
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Another easy choice, I'd be a piranha, bobbing up and down. The player would try to jump the gap, and I'd sign his death warrant by hitting him and dooming him to the bottomless pits of eternal peril, at least until they return to the checkpoint.

WYR have a cold glass of lemonade or a cold glass of cola? No catch, it's just hot and I thought you could use a drink.
 
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Morgana Willowsett said:
WYR have a cold glass of lemonade or a cold glass of cola? No catch, it's just hot and I thought you could use a drink.
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I'll take the delicious cola, please! I do like lemon everything, but all the so-called lemonade seems to be like, distantly lemonadey flavor at best nowadays. The cola is more likely to actually be cola! climbs into the cup of delicious actual cola

If you were an ice piranha enemy in a video game, WYR relax after a hard day of jumping up and down from a pit by going to the local pub, or by quietly floating near the bottom of an icy lake with the other ice piranhas?
 
OOoooo, pits! I love jumping up and down in pits!! I get thrown down into them all the time before I just portal out!! But oh yeah...I'm a fishie and relaxing afterwards. Hmmmm...probably floating quietly in the lake, but away from other fishies. They'd get bitey and I'd just wanna relax...

WYR be trapped in a badly coded racing game going in circles after every respawn with the same low-res scenery forever so it's painless boredom or death....or be trapped in a super modern Call of Duty game where you get shot and stabbed before every respawn but at least the scenery is better and you can move around freely between the bullets?
 
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The badly coded racing game please :O
I don't want to get shot and stabbed. Or to go from a scripted event to another scripted event, for that matter. In fact, the badly coded racing game has probably more freedom!

It's time to buy a discount genie from the discount genie shop. WYR buy a ferret genie or a pig genie?
 
Ferret

Would you rather be funny and charismatic or be yourself (doesn't count if you're already the former :>)?
 
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Myself, obviously! Being someone else than myself sounds sad and unappealing :O

Suppose you were a ferret genie. When granting any wishes that people make, WYR try to play down the ferretness of the wishes' results out of courtesy, or make them extremely ferretty on purpose?
 
metatherat said:
Myself, obviously! Being someone else than myself sounds sad and unappealing :O
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But you're already the former, so.. nothing changed :p

metatherat said:
Suppose you were a ferret genie. When granting any wishes that people make, WYR try to play down the ferretness of the wishes' results out of courtesy, or make them extremely ferretty on purpose?
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The latter I guess?

WYR get the magic infinite liquorice that comes back after each bite but which makes you allergic to meatballs, or get the magic meatball that is also infinite but makes you allergic to liquorice?
 
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