The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes the wooden labor board, with kit-sized tools and machine parts for the magic vending machine maintenance kit.
"Ah, now I can have a butchers at that, me old china!" He says.
Shaking my head, takes off the magic vending machine maintenance kit's newsboy cap and inserts it into the machine.
"Ah, now I can have a butchers at that, me old china!" He says.
Shaking my head, takes off the magic vending machine maintenance kit's newsboy cap and inserts it into the machine.
Out come a bunch of enforcers for the newly formed maintenance kit labor union.
I insert this poster:
Out comes 7500 kits...
. You know how rabbits like to multiply!
Inserts an orange peel and apple seeds
. You know how rabbits like to multiply!
Inserts an orange peel and apple seeds
Out comes a fresh pomegranate.
In goes a grenade, which used to be the pomegranate but transformed as the result of a translation error.
In goes a grenade, which used to be the pomegranate but transformed as the result of a translation error.
Out comes endoplasm, in an inside out container too just to mess with you.
I insert carrot seeds, and then pee in the hole discretely.
I insert carrot seeds, and then pee in the hole discretely.
Out comes Big Chungus 
Inserts the entire discography of Husker Du
Inserts the entire discography of Husker Du
Out comes a scorching summer that makes everyone sweat their ass off like a ham and super musky.
What? Wasn't one of their songs literally named "Celebrated Summer"? Isn't this how you celebrate summer? :P
Gaaaa, it's so hot I insert a water hose into the machine to cool it off
Out comes a snow storm
Makes a snow skunk and places him gently on the machine
Makes a snow skunk and places him gently on the machine
You receive a snow brown marmorated shield beetle. I hear those are invasive. You should find a way to destroy it without crushing it, since it is a stinkbug.
I place a blank CD-RW in the machine.
I place a blank CD-RW in the machine.
Out comes instructions how to destroy a snow brown marmorated shield beetle in heirglifics
inserts wings from a mute dragon
inserts wings from a mute dragon
Out comes Haribo's Sugar-Free Gummie Bears (DON'T EAT!) :3
Inserts whatever this was The Gummy Bear song
View: https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0
Inserts whatever this was The Gummy Bear song
View: https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0
Out comes a note from your local TV station, saying: "Thank you for buying up so much ad-time! Holy smokes, we're going to have to play this ad a lot! Where did you get that money from anyways?"
I insert the Neutralyzer, that device from men in black that makes people forget things, in hopes that I might forget this damn song ;w;
I insert the Neutralyzer, that device from men in black that makes people forget things, in hopes that I might forget this damn song ;w;
Out comes Marey Carrie's Christmas song in the form of a magic ray that inserts it in your brain. If only there was a neuraliz- oh, it's already gone
I insert an old bed
I insert an old bed
The vending machine spits it back out, with all of the suspicious off-yellow stains that show up under a blacklight mysteriously gone.
I insert an @Bunny Lvr
I insert an @Bunny Lvr