The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

(This thread was fun before it got deleted, let's do it again)

The premise of the thread is this: There is a vending machine.

Your mission, dear fellow furry forumite, is to:
-Respond to the previous post by saying what the previous poster gets from the machine in exchange for what they inserted into it.
-Tell us what you insert into the machine, in turn.

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Let's get started:

inserts a crack team of notorious international rodent thieves

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a sweet soul-stealing dagger in return.

I push in an old library book I bought for a quarter.

 

[FinnTheGoldenRetriever]

You get a keychain that’s the shape of a cloven hoof (A moose hoof).

I insert an old Nintendo 64 game cartridge that I don’t play anymore. Still in mint condition.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get an old Atari Pac Man game

I put in a pony tail

 

[MooseHorns237]

(Like, the actual hair?)

You get a civil war coin to add to your old coin collection

I put in an actual peice of trash -- an empty bag of chips.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a cheeseburger, fries, and a shake

I put in a Styrofoam cup

 

[MooseHorns237]

(Damn, that was a good deal!)

You get a crushed styrofoam cup

I put in a pair of skis

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a motorbike without wheels that smells like feet

I put in Alexa

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

you get Siri

inserts a golden drachma from ancient greece

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a figurine version

I put in my dear and precious pencil set

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Gets a munchkin from munchkin land

tosses in my old couch, recliner, and side table

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

You get a figurine version

I put in my dear and precious pencil set

you get 3 extra duplicate sets

inserts a denarius from ancient rome

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You still get the munchkin

tosses in my old couch, recliner, and side table

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

you get them back, in prisitine condition

inserts a roman gladius

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a hot boyfriend (XD)

I put in a wool Balaclava

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Gets a lion

Puts in my chain link armor

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a sword and shield

I put in a genuine early 1800's revolver

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

you get a prototype version worth billions

inserts a pilum spear

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Gets a red rider bb gun

Puts in my Christmas tree

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a lump of coal

I put in a lump of charcoal