Out comes the magic vending machine maintenance kit, who is now wiping his little fox paws with a rag. "I'll have to order some parts for it", he says.

I insert a complaint to the labor board about this egregious act of child labor.
 
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Out comes the wooden labor board, with kit-sized tools and machine parts for the magic vending machine maintenance kit.
"Ah, now I can have a butchers at that, me old china!" He says.

Shaking my head, takes off the magic vending machine maintenance kit's newsboy cap and inserts it into the machine.
 
Out comes the wooden labor board, with kit-sized tools and machine parts for the magic vending machine maintenance kit.
"Ah, now I can have a butchers at that, me old china!" He says.

Shaking my head, takes off the magic vending machine maintenance kit's newsboy cap and inserts it into the machine.
Out come a bunch of enforcers for the newly formed maintenance kit labor union.

I insert this poster:
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Inserts the entire discography of Husker Du
Out comes a scorching summer that makes everyone sweat their ass off like a ham and super musky.
What? Wasn't one of their songs literally named "Celebrated Summer"? Isn't this how you celebrate summer? :P

Gaaaa, it's so hot I insert a water hose into the machine to cool it off
 
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You receive a snow brown marmorated shield beetle. I hear those are invasive. You should find a way to destroy it without crushing it, since it is a stinkbug.

I place a blank CD-RW in the machine.
 
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