Tried to steal my golden eggs like Jack and the Beanstalk tsk tsk tsk
One does not steal a dragon's egg, my man
One does not steal a dragon's egg, my man
Hmm, I imagine that would feel more pleasuring than anything. So... in the hospital over orgasm? Heck yeah
Aaaaanyway... you got the equivalent of mammal mange but fer dragon scales
sir, this is a family-friendly channel
you're off to hospital after learning the hard way what happens when you try to seduce a dragon
now roll for new char
Sometimes, medical emergencies cross the grotesque and sexual, like
Wait, seducing a dragon? OwO
Okay, you're in the hospital after trying a new shade of dragon tan, or char, except in this case, you became a bit too charred (not to say burnt like charcoal)
Arrrrrr, that be the most generic of pirate sicknesses arrrrr!!!
Ye get the slightly more exotic yellow fever, arrrr!!!
Arrrr, and ye contracted it!! Says a lot 'bout the captain, arrr!!! ;P
Arrrrr, not the mosquitoes, arrrghhhh!!Ye get the slightly more exotic yellow fever, arrrr!!!
You got sea sickness
Ye get the slightly more exotic yellow fever, arrrr!!!
You two behave like such uneducated and uncivilized brutes ! Have some class, why don't you... here, why don't you have some tea with me and talk about your affairs in the hospitals because both of you got yourselves sick AND sick of each other, back to back, goodness gracious I'm impressedYou got sea sickness
Arrr, and ye smelled sime brimstones!
Definitively brimstones, arrr, arr, arrrr!!! :P :P :P Do not mess with a crew of skunks
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Arrrrr, it not be me fault fault that chicken be so toothsome one may forget to partake in fruits and vegetables!
Arrrrrrr, how dare ye, ye filthy landlubber!!! Take ye devil's herbal infusion, while us sea kings delight in the joys of rum and riches!!
Arrrrrr, ye and ye crew of skunks messed with a crew of KRAKENS!!!
Arrrr, we we've got the krakens handled, matey!! Skunks 'ave natural cannons, arrrfter all!!Arrrrrr, ye and ye crew of skunks messed with a crew of KRAKENS!!!
Though a GIANT AMBERGRIS ROCK fell on ye like a meteorite, arrrr!! Must've been the sea gods' GIFT!! xP
While you two are busy squabbling over each other's misfortune, my mother @Morgana Willowsett does not take kindly to you plundering her den and stealing her gold...
But, thankfully, your tomfoolery was very profitable for me~
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Anyway, you are in the hospital over possible hallucinations (must of have come across a poison dart frog :p) because none of what you said actually happened, meaning no plundering of the badger's den, no tomfoolery ever benefitting you, and no badger ever being able to go against a fox and a skunk (that results in spraying! :0). It was all in your head.... and you are now in a straitjacket inside a padded room
Bounced too hard in one of the cushions of the paddle cell
who knew, those things could be bouncy!
who knew, those things could be bouncy!
Allow me to inform you, she is a badger-DRAGON hybrid, my good sir !
Such blatant disregard about the species of my mother @Morgana Willowsett of house Willow-Maker, clan Clover-Hoof, has surely earned her wrath !
Let's just say, that was one too many extra tickets to the hospital, so off you go !