The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Extra Floof Taur]

Tried to steal my golden eggs like Jack and the Beanstalk tsk tsk tsk

One does not steal a dragon's egg, my man

 

[Spilo]

Sneezed... inwards.

Man that's gotta hurt, I mean, being a dragon and all.

Ma told me about never playing with fire, but never about what happens when you're a creature that literally breathes fire :P

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

I can say the same to you... well except you didn't sneeze... but still inwards

Mom told me not to mess with pepper spray but I can't imagine being a natual organic pepper spray

 

[Spilo]

I can say the same to you... well except you didn't sneeze... but still inwards

Mom told me not to mess with pepper spray but I can't imagine being a natual organic pepper spray

Hmm, I imagine that would feel more pleasuring than anything. So... in the hospital over orgasm? Heck yeah

Aaaaanyway... you got the equivalent of mammal mange but fer dragon scales

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

in the hospital over orgasm? Heck yeah

sir, this is a family-friendly channel

you're off to hospital after learning the hard way what happens when you try to seduce a dragon

now roll for new char

 

[Spilo]

sir, this is a family-friendly channel

you're off to hospital after learning the hard way what happens when you try to seduce a dragon

now roll for new char

Sometimes, medical emergencies cross the grotesque and sexual, like

Wait, seducing a dragon? OwO

Okay, you're in the hospital after trying a new shade of dragon tan, or char, except in this case, you became a bit too charred (not to say burnt like charcoal)