Okay, alrighty. Butt in order for me to keep doing that, I'll have to be fed
So you're sentenced to feeding me, the skunk, yogurt, fruits, and veggies like my personal servant :3
That sounds like a challenge to me~.
I challenge you to stay in one place while doing that.
Easy! I've been doing still handstands my whole life, it's in the skunk genes! >:P
Now you're sentenced to try and do the same, hehehehehe
Weeeee!
But wait, the thread must go on :P
Just for that, you're sentenced to... uh, 10 days of community service at the animawl farm
Sentenced to an extremely pretentious tortured allegory about the supposed horrors of having even the tiniest economic regulation, featuring a six hour rant and trying to sound cool by using a Greek mythological figure in the title.
I think being condemned to carry the weight of the world for all eternity is merciful in comparison
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Noooooo, the WORST thing ever!!!!
Just for that, my lovely sister, you also get a punishment!!
Enduring eating a bowl of nothing but BAKED BEET, mwahahaha! sips tea smugly
Sentenced to a portal Ouroboros
wherein you are dropped into a portal that opens to a portal right on top of the original one and so you keep falling indefinitely forever :P
wherein you are dropped into a portal that opens to a portal right on top of the original one and so you keep falling indefinitely forever :P
That's horrible...we won't be able to see if @Mambi lands on their feet!!
For that, you're sentenced to becoming an Oreobro - a skonk Oreo!!
Yum!!
I guess we'll never know... he's the Schrödinger's cat now ;PThat's horrible...we won't be able to see if @Mambi lands on their feet!!
Nooooooo!! I have become an Oreo now!For that, you're sentenced to becoming an Oreobro - a skonk Oreo!!
Yum!!
And omg, that is soooo silly and adorable! And the matching oreo flavors of the two skunks XD Hmm, how funny, I also just came back from watching a certain moist penguin try different oreos :P maybe he should try Skunk Oreos next!!
Just for that, you're sentenced to drinking the pickle pepsi
View: https://youtu.be/IhiyAthaw4U
Sentenced to adoring me like people adore gods... or people that are important to them :P
Ahhh, you get used to it after a few centuries. The Egyptian humans knew their place in the world when they built me that temple...
Sentenced to the dungeon for insufficient tribute left at my statue's altar...but using SOFT leather straps because I like you still.