Sentence the user above you

[Deus]

You are sentenced to watching a skunk flaunt its butt inside the pet cage ;P

That'd be rather enjoyable to watch~.

You are sentenced to not stop what you're doing.

 

[Spilo]

That'd be rather enjoyable to watch~.

You are sentenced to not stop what you're doing.

Okay, alrighty. Butt in order for me to keep doing that, I'll have to be fed

So you're sentenced to feeding me, the skunk, yogurt, fruits, and veggies like my personal servant :3

 

[Deus]

Okay, alrighty. Butt in order for me to keep doing that, I'll have to be fed

That sounds like a challenge to me~.

I challenge you to stay in one place while doing that.

 

[Spilo]

That sounds like a challenge to me~.

I challenge you to stay in one place while doing that.

Easy! I've been doing still handstands my whole life, it's in the skunk genes! >:P

Now you're sentenced to try and do the same, hehehehehe

 

[Deus]

Easy! I've been doing still handstands my whole life, it's in the skunk genes! >:P

I agree with that as well.

I have no further challenges to inflict right now.

 

[Spilo]

I agree with that as well.

I have no further challenges to inflict right now.

Weeeee!

But wait, the thread must go on :P

Just for that, you're sentenced to... uh, 10 days of community service at the animawl farm

 

[metatherat]

Sentenced to an allegory about Stalinism :O

 

[Ravofox]

Sentenced to an allegory about Stalinism :O

Sentenced to an extremely pretentious tortured allegory about the supposed horrors of having even the tiniest economic regulation, featuring a six hour rant and trying to sound cool by using a Greek mythological figure in the title.
I think being condemned to carry the weight of the world for all eternity is merciful in comparison

 

[Spilo]

Sentenced to smelling the toots of all the animal personifications of all of Greek gods