Out comes an Oscar! Wow! Ah... no wait, this is a gold-plated dildo in the shape of Jeff Bezos. Easy mistake to make.

In goes Jeff Bezos' fursona designs.
 
Out comes a low-angle picture of a sunglasses-wearing ape staring stoically at the horizon. Behind him stands an impressive tall warehouse and a green chart arrow pointing upwards signifying a rising trend of some sort and two giant hands in the middle of a business handshake. He's so cool and successful and stock photo of a businessman. And stronger than your sona.

I insert Jeff Bezos as a cute pink baby bunny.
 
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Out comes the Rabbit of Caerbannog, who somehow looks like a reasonable nice chap when sitting next to the Bezos Bunny.

I insert Stinko Musk, the stinkiest of all sonas who is surprisingly bad at Path of Exile!
 
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Out comes a clearly AI-generated video of Stinko absolutely dominating in Path of Exile while the chief executives of Nintendo, Steam and EA Games bow down before him in awe. This immediately runs to the nearest Internet cafe on thousands of tiny little legs and posts itself on X.

In goes a car that looks like it was made out of lego, and is twice as painful to step on.
 
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