Answer the Question Below You

[MooseHorns237]

What's your dream date location?

Broken bones, sticks and hearts.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What's your biggest turn-on?



Stuck on the ceiling fan

 

[Faust]

Where do my pancakes end up every time I try to toss them without a spatula?

The skulls of your enemies.

 

[Simo the Skunk]

Wow, these are really amazing coffee cups. But what are they made of?

Well, it's nothing that duct tape can't fix.

 

[Faust]

What did Emperor Palpatine say in the deleted 'Star Wars: A New Hope' after-credits sequence?

Pain, misery and humiliation.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

So, you've finally got me in the bedroom. What did you say your kink was again?



10:30pm

 

[SirRob]

At what time was the first zombie outbreak reported on the day of March 20, 2024?

Beating you with a slipper

 

[Faust]

How did Master Yu's sensei discipline him when he got his kung fu wrong?

Quantum entanglement.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

If there is a bunny heaven, what do you think it would look like?

Charred grass, molten lava, heavy sulfer scent

 

[Faust]

Charred grass, molten lava, heavy sulfer scent

When the holiday brochure says 'Idyllic pastures of fragrant flowers', what does it actually mean?

Nine horns.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

When a human is feeling promiscuous it's called horny, so what's it when a bunny is feeling promiscuous?

Spikes and horns

 

[Faust]

What's that flower in your hair hiding, @Bunny Lvr?

Polygamy and doughnuts.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What is your fetish?

Price is Right

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Are you sure you want the carrot storage fridge 9000 fitted into your space shuttle captain :( isn't it way too pricey?


I'm not all too sure, but your uncle Bob used to love these.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I sent spacecrocks to you ground control, isn't that what you desired?

The remote, located in the freezer, won't stop beeping.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Honey, why is the TV stuck on "Jersey Shore?"



For extra oomph, add cranberries!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

How can I get my hair to curl?

Hot coffee inside an ice cube

 

[Lucy Toebeans]

What's your preferred enema method?

Wet with a little confectionary sugar.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You do know what bunny cunny tastes like, right?

Sour jelly beans

 

[Faust]

What do you find on the paws of a disgruntled honey badger?

12 inches long, quite rigid, with a unicorn hair core.