Answer the Question With a Question

[metatherat]

Whose body did these humours come out of? :O

 

[unknownaspect]

Is this yellow bile or black bile?

 

[metatherat]

Does anyone have a napkin, because things are getting phlegmatic over here?

 

[Faust]

What kind do you want? Regular, Man-Size or Aloe Vera?

 

[unknownaspect]

Why don't they do cheese flavour?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Perhaps those flat melty-"cheeses" could work!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Would you mind the cheese scnet?

 

[Mambi]

Ooooh, can it be Limburger??

 

[Bunny Lvr]

How did I k now that was going to be the next question?

 

[unknownaspect]

Could I have a blue Stilton scent instead?

 

[metatherat]

Is the Stilton blue because Lawrence Lactavius Limburger did not appreciate pesky newspaper rodents probing into his business?

 

[Spilo]

Were the rodents probing into Lawrence Lactavius Limburger actually really smart skunks in disguise? Guess it's a mystery

(the answer is yes :p)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I guess if everyone knew, they wouldn't be so smart, but where did the skunks learn to be so sneaky :O?

 

[Spilo]

The fox sneakiness school?

 

[Faust]

Aren't they born that way, like Lady Gaga?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

What about bats; do they all tend to speak in female singer quotes :o (it might be the higher pitch, I could imagine) ?

 

[Faust]

Pardon?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I beg your pardon, did I ever promise you a rose garden?

 

[Faust]

Is that not what you meant when you said I could take your flower?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

How can you confuse such a direct request?